1. First kiss: Heather Lettermen, when I was 14
2. First true Love: Love is a difficult concept enough, but what the fuck is “true love”? I refuse to answer because the question is unreasonably vague.
3. First heartbreak: see 1.
4. First car: I don’t own a car.
5. First pet: I grew up in a house with four cats.
6. First computer: a Packard Bell. I still have it, and it still works, though with 75mhz and 8 megs of ram there’s not much its good for these days. Before I got my notebook, I used it for writing, and for this reason referred to it as “the Strong Bad computer.”
7. First concert: Nancy Griffith. No seriously. It was the fall I was 14, and my dad had tickets.
8. First alcoholic beverage: Red Dog beer.
9. First time you stayed out all night: Wow, I really don’t know.
11. First job: I was a slave in a mansion. No, seriously.
12. First school: home schooled since preschool.
13. First movie you watched in a theater: I believe it was Who Framed Roger Rabit.
14. First thing you really saved up money for: This is classified, but I will say it relates to questions 1 and 3.
Nexts
1. Next person you'll kiss: My guess would be Belinda, unless something goes horribly wrong.
2. Next movie you want to see: Goddamn, I still haven’t seen Silent Hill.
3. Next person you want to go out with: Since the current thing isn’t going to last past the start of school, I am looking past that. Stay tuned for details gentle readers.
5. Next time you're going out: this weekend, probably.
6. Next place you'll take vacation: Not sure.
7. Next thing you are going to do after filling this survey out: Find something else to do until it cools down enough to go home.
8. Next thing you are going to eat: not sure.
9. Next time you plan to be drunk: This weekend is looking good.
10. Next time you're going to get laid? Hopefully, next time I see Belinda.
11. Next person you'd like to see fill this out: I really don’t care.
LASTS
1. Last kiss: Belinda, last Thursday
2. Last person you hugged: Belinda, last Thursday.
3. Last person you spoke to: in person? My mom before I went out today.
4. Last alcoholic beverage: Beer last night with dinner.
6. Last movie: I just watched season five of the Sopranos last week.
7. Last person you thought of: thought about in what way?
8. Last school you went to: Beloit College
9. Last person you said 'I love you' to: Goddamnit… see question 1.
10. Last run in with the law: I got pulled over for not stopping long enough at a stop sign around the start of July.
11. Last fight you were in: Like a physical fight? God, I don’t know.
12. Last bar/club/concert/party you went to: I got a beer at the Heatland Café bar back in June. I think that would be the last one.
13. Last person you IMed: Lani, I think
14. Last thing you ate: I’m having coffee and a cookie right now.
15. Last thing you saved up money for: I’m saving money in general, so that I have money with which to buy beer over the course of the coming semester.