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friends only, dear.
if you add me, be sure and comment as often as possible. you score one point for each comment you make. when you reach ten points, i give you a big ol' hug. when you read twenty points, i give you another hug. and so on.
if you add me and do not comment, i poke you with a long metal object until you do. if you refuse, i shove a boiling-hot beaver into your pants. that should do it. i will not delete you unless you seriously piss me off.
if you add me, be sure and comment as often as possible. you score one point for each comment you make. when you reach ten points, i give you a big ol' hug. when you read twenty points, i give you another hug. and so on.
if you add me and do not comment, i poke you with a long metal object until you do. if you refuse, i shove a boiling-hot beaver into your pants. that should do it. i will not delete you unless you seriously piss me off.