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Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) shutthef_up November 4 2007, 17:42:38 UTC
It was the Pegasus Galaxy, of course there were zombies. Why wouldn’t a place with creepy, life-sucking vampire-things have zombies?

Sam huddled with Major Lorne in the small cavern. The undead seemed reluctant to cross the threshold Lorne had drawn across the entrance with salt scavenged from their MREs. A short bend in the cave hid them from view. The zombies might be able to smell them, but they were out of sight.

Lorne pulled a glow stick from a pocket in his tac vest. A quick hand movement bent it and he shook it, filling the alcove with an eerie greenish light. He jammed it into a crack in the rock.

“Lorne, how did you know the salt would work?” Sam asked, turning in the small space to face him. Lorne wasn’t a tall man, so they stood pretty much eye to eye.

Lorne’s eyes left hers, aimed somewhere over her head, and the corners of his mouth turned down stubbornly. “You won’t believe me if I tell you,” he finally said.

“Try me. You know most of the things I’ve seen over the years,” Sam insisted, noticing his clean, male scent.

“My mother was, uh, a… witch. Okay?” He said after a long moment.

“Huh. Your personnel file doesn’t list you as Pagan,” Sam said.

“She was. I don’t really have a religion.”

“But… the salt,” Sam replied, leaning back to look at the entrance again. Sure enough, the hissing, drooling, shuffling horde remained behind Lorne’s threshold.

“Some stuff just works, I don’t know why,” he shrugged. “And uh, could you not do that? Ma’am. It’s very… distracting.”

“Sorry, Major.” Feeling her face flush, Sam straightened and shifted her lower body away from the bulge growing in Lorne’s BDUs.

“Whoa! Not that far, ma’am.” He grabbed her hips and pulled her back toward him. “We don’t need to give those things something to focus on.” It was Lorne’s turn to flush. Sam saw his face darken slightly in the surreal green light.

A solid ball of heat was settling in her lower belly in response to the Major’s lengthening cock. “You know, not too long ago, I was in an alternate reality where you outranked me.”

“Really,” Lorne said, his tone dry.

“Yeah. There were pictures of us together. For a while I thought maybe we… but you denied it.”

“Huh. So you figure - Oh!” He gasped when her fingers fondled him through his pants. Sam took advantage of his surprise and kissed him, her tongue tracing his lips.

“I figure it makes us even,” Sam said when she finally ended the kiss. “I’ve been… curious about you ever since.”

Lorne’s face split in a grin. “And you think the perfect time to… satisfy your curiosity is while a bunch of zombies have us cornered?”

“I’m a bit of an adrenalin junkie, what can I say?” Sam replied, eyes sparkling and her nose crinkling up so adorably that Lorne felt the bottom drop out of his stomach.

“Jesus,” he muttered and kissed her.

Sam turned to the wall and dropped her pants to her knees, Lorne pressed to her back, sucking at her neck. Sneaking his hand around her bare hip, he slipped his fingers between her legs.

“Fuck, you’re so wet already,” he groaned.

“Lorne,” Sam’s voice broke on a breathy sigh as a finger grazed her clit, “stop talking about it and do it.”

“Yes, ma’am,” he breathed, pulling back and slipping easily inside her tight heat.

Sam entwined her fingers with Lorne’s and guided him to precisely the right spot. Sam tilted her hips and Lorne sunk just that much deeper.

“God, yes… Just… Oh!” She groaned as he began moving with confidence.

“Jesus… I love a woman who knows what she wants,” he whispered into her ear, finishing with a flick of his tongue over her ear.

It didn’t take long. Sam shuddered with a, “Oh… that’s… I-“ and bit her lip as she rocked against him. Her body clutched and drew at him and Lorne knew he wouldn’t be able to ride the whole thing out.

“Fuck… coming,” he ground out after a couple of hard thrusts then froze deep inside her. His quick staccato breaths moved the hair around her ear.

They separated and dressed to the sound of weapons fire outside their cave.

”We’ll have to try that sometime without zombies at the door,” Sam said with a little smile, pulling her clothes back in place.

“Anytime, ma’am.”

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) beanpot November 4 2007, 18:00:46 UTC
**Body Tackles You**

You wrote Lorne Porn!!! WWWHHHEEEE!!! And Sam too! I am a happy, happy girl.

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) shutthef_up November 4 2007, 18:38:12 UTC
Hee! Well, it was my prompt and being Halloween season and all, just *had* to do zombies, thought they're minor players here.

I've been dying to put Sam and Lorne together. They're so damn pretty!

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) scruffyduck November 4 2007, 18:40:35 UTC
Damn that was hot. Really, really, *guh*. I love Lorne.

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) shutthef_up November 4 2007, 19:28:36 UTC
Lorne is fabulous. I can ship him with almost anyone!

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) ultranos_fic November 4 2007, 18:52:53 UTC
Why is Lorne so adorable? Even when running from zombies (of course there are zombies in the Pegasus) and in porn. Especially in porn.

And porn with Sam? Um, excuse me, I think my brain is about to melt.

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) shutthef_up November 4 2007, 19:33:57 UTC
Man, I don't know. I credit the actor. Sure, he's hot, but it's not like there's any lack of pretty in Atlantis.

Lorne is just kind of snarky and cute and sizzling hot when he's being all serious and military.

Sam and Lorne together is like... gin and tonic. She's the tart tonic and he's the dry liquor. Yum

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) holdouttrout November 4 2007, 19:40:03 UTC
Hee! Zombies! Pagans! Cliches! and Lorne/Sam hot sex with xombies AT THE DOOR.

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) shutthef_up November 5 2007, 00:39:27 UTC
It was a bit... unusual, but fun! Obviously Halloween inspired.

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) surreallis November 4 2007, 21:15:22 UTC
Zombies and sex! And it's not the zombies having the sex! What could be better? HEE! :)

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) shutthef_up November 5 2007, 01:04:56 UTC
Zombies having sex could be... messy. Stuff could, you know, fall off, lol.

Sorry honey, I'd love to but my dick just fell off

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) katcorvi November 6 2007, 04:19:03 UTC
Adrenaline junkie!!! Best excuse ever. Better than aliens. Oh yeah, zombies made them do it.

You're good. Very good. ;0)

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) shutthef_up November 11 2007, 00:06:55 UTC
Aw, thanks! Yes! Zombies made 'em do it!

*smooches*

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) hoshi_reed November 7 2007, 04:13:53 UTC
*ADORE*

I haven't been able to get Sam/Lorne out of my head since Road Not Taken. Even writing Market only made it worse instead of better

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Re: Sam/Lorne - Zombies (Adult) shutthef_up November 11 2007, 00:10:56 UTC
You know, I've been a S/D girl for so damn long, though I can ship either of them with others.

Lorne is just... I dunno what it is about him, but I'm hoping we'll eventually get a few scenes between them. I know they won't be shippy (at least not overtly), but they've really known each other a long time. And in multiple realities!

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