ok the following link? VERY VERY NSFW OR MINORS BUT VERY VERY FUNNY. especially at 3:30 in the morning while in a chat with crazy friends... love you guys.
i present
THE PENIS PRETZEL! seriously? this made me a bit hysterical... like funny hysterical, like full on surr giggle/laughing fit for about 10 minutes. i had to share.
i now return you to your regular scrolling.