Inner peace - a funny...

Jul 27, 2007 21:02

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........the article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim Beam, my Prozac, some Valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a ½
can of cider, a large reefer and some cheese. You have no idea how f*cking good I feel....

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...

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