probly what i woulda said,
when it comes down to it, i can be really serious, and thoughtful. i woulda posted this earlier, but i just got my pute back just recently. this is what i woulda said at cougs wedding.
"ATTENTION CITIZENS OF EARTH, we are gathered here from far and wide to bare witness of this great milestone in these crazy kids lives. the thing of matrimoney, or whatever its called, between lara prince and john "cougar". ive known john since the dinasaurs roamed the earth. to this day he still claims he beat me up in preschool, and also to this day i retort with "i let you beat me up, you looked so pitiful, i had to let you win somethin in your life..." and here we are now, at one of the most defining moments in your life, the union of these two crazy bastards.
do me a favor john, whenever you feel down and out, or when your tired, weak, hungry, thirsty, horny or whatever, i want you to remember, there is a beautiful girl waiting at home for you(and your paycheck). draw your strength from her, get home safe everyday, back to that doorway, and when you open that door theres lara, pokin her head around the corner and givin you that beautiful smile that makes everything worth it. and theres nothin more powerful than that.
i dont believe in destiny, but i do believe that ppl are destined for eachother, or to find eachother. so john, and pete too, i suggest you take a moment and thank big fun. for if it werent for him stickin straws up his nostrils at tommys, he wouldnt attract the attention of nikki, which introduced her and lara into the group, and also into our hearts.
so from this day forth, make this the type of love that will echo through the ages, that love that will never be broken, the love unmatched by no other, the kind of love that ppl dream of.
john, look her in the eye, fuckin cry if you have to, squeeze out some tears if you have to, dont just tell her you love her, LET HER KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER. do not concider yourself lucky my friend, concider yourself blessed. blessed by a beautiful girl who can put up with your canucks obsession, and still love you :D
and lara, well, its like this. your the boss, so, whatever you say, goes. your always right, even when your wrong your right :)
i woulda said somethin along those lines, or add some more shit here and there.
i wouldnt pull a doug and divulge secret information like at petes wedding. another reason, i aint gettin married. like i told doug, if i do its gonna be a "vegas wedding at a 24 hour chapel thing with an elvis impersonator as a priest dude".
but yeah, sall i gotta say for now, i got more shit on me mind, but "that is another story........"
"ATTENTION CITIZENS OF EARTH, we are gathered here from far and wide to bare witness of this great milestone in these crazy kids lives. the thing of matrimoney, or whatever its called, between lara prince and john "cougar". ive known john since the dinasaurs roamed the earth. to this day he still claims he beat me up in preschool, and also to this day i retort with "i let you beat me up, you looked so pitiful, i had to let you win somethin in your life..." and here we are now, at one of the most defining moments in your life, the union of these two crazy bastards.
do me a favor john, whenever you feel down and out, or when your tired, weak, hungry, thirsty, horny or whatever, i want you to remember, there is a beautiful girl waiting at home for you(and your paycheck). draw your strength from her, get home safe everyday, back to that doorway, and when you open that door theres lara, pokin her head around the corner and givin you that beautiful smile that makes everything worth it. and theres nothin more powerful than that.
i dont believe in destiny, but i do believe that ppl are destined for eachother, or to find eachother. so john, and pete too, i suggest you take a moment and thank big fun. for if it werent for him stickin straws up his nostrils at tommys, he wouldnt attract the attention of nikki, which introduced her and lara into the group, and also into our hearts.
so from this day forth, make this the type of love that will echo through the ages, that love that will never be broken, the love unmatched by no other, the kind of love that ppl dream of.
john, look her in the eye, fuckin cry if you have to, squeeze out some tears if you have to, dont just tell her you love her, LET HER KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER. do not concider yourself lucky my friend, concider yourself blessed. blessed by a beautiful girl who can put up with your canucks obsession, and still love you :D
and lara, well, its like this. your the boss, so, whatever you say, goes. your always right, even when your wrong your right :)
i woulda said somethin along those lines, or add some more shit here and there.
i wouldnt pull a doug and divulge secret information like at petes wedding. another reason, i aint gettin married. like i told doug, if i do its gonna be a "vegas wedding at a 24 hour chapel thing with an elvis impersonator as a priest dude".
but yeah, sall i gotta say for now, i got more shit on me mind, but "that is another story........"