► SBG - 003 :: AUDIO

[surpass]

[N doesn't appear on the network with his usual video. Instead, an audio call is made and transmitted throughout, his tone much more mellow than it was for that whole... chick fiasco. He's acting as if nothing even happened at all. Lovely. He was just fine.Smash Academy. Hello

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[learn_my_name]

Before I came here, I lived in a haunted mansion.

1/2

[surpass]

A haunted mansion... but where would that haunted mansion be?

2/2

[surpass]

[WAIT hold the phone.]

... You really did live in a haunted mansion? Were there any coffins there? Did they have eyes?

[learn_my_name]

Yes.

In the basement, sure. I think that's where all the ghosts came from.

[surpass]

It may be that Cofagrigus enjoy your company then. Are they with you right now?

[All while she may not even know what a Cofagrigus is. Go N.]

[learn_my_name]

I don't know what that is. I think they're just coffins.

[GEEZ]

[surpass]

Ah.

[DISAPPOINT FAIS.]

I had assumed otherwise since I'd mentioned eyes.

A Cofagrigus is a Pokemon. It looks like a coffin, but it bears a face and glowing red eyes. Despite that, they are still very friendly... even though not all will see that.

[learn_my_name]

Nope, none of those. Just regular coffins.

With dead people, probably.

[surpass]

... I should hope that you don't have those with you.

[uhm. squickfest??]

[learn_my_name]

I wouldn't have anywhere to put them.

[surpass]

I should find that a good thing.

Dare I ask how you've managed to acquire these dead bodies?

[learn_my_name]

Tch. I can't reveal all my secrets, can I?

[surpass]

You don't see how this is questionable?

At least I can be reassured that you don't have Pokemon in your hands.

[learn_my_name]

It's not like I kill people.

[surpass]

I'm unsure if I can believe that.

[WHY ELSE WOULD SHE BE HOLDING THAT INFO BACK...]

[learn_my_name]

They've all been dead for like, hundreds of years. Nothing but bones.