Fuckin' Chuck Norris.....
A few fun and interesting facts about Chuck Norris:
1) Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer..... to bad he has never cried
2) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
3) Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris
4) Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him
5) Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas
6) Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is in hiding
7) Chuck Norris doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says "Now"
8) According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday
9) Pi is not infinite, it stops when Chuck Norris says it does
10) Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer