Mine & Jays CrAzY convo!

Jun 04, 2005 12:52

hey this is mine and Fat Jay's convo last night it's only about half of it but it's still pretty long....here it goes...

ShadowRider2299: yea i did spell check unless this motha fucken comp is lien to me
ShadowRider2299: thats hwo you spell it
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: sweet
InocentChild x0x: haha u kno what i just thought of?
ShadowRider2299: i hate my comp
InocentChild x0x: guess what i just thought of??!?!?!?!1/
ShadowRider2299: umm me naked
ShadowRider2299: cas you are nwo fo shp
ShadowRider2299: sho*
InocentChild x0x: no i am thinkg about when me and you and a shitload of other ppl were smoking at the rocks and u were bearly high and u started trippin out b/c u thought ur dad was gonna catch you!
ShadowRider2299: lol
InocentChild x0x: OMFG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: no that shit was laced
ShadowRider2299: as a mother fucker
InocentChild x0x: no it fucking wasnt
InocentChild x0x: b/c i only felt high
InocentChild x0x: nothing else and i was bearly even high
ShadowRider2299: no well i smoked alot more tan you it was laced
InocentChild x0x: no u didnt
InocentChild x0x: there was no way u smoked more than me
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: and it was not laced
InocentChild x0x: u were just pernoid
ShadowRider2299: i smoked in between hits
ShadowRider2299: remember
InocentChild x0x: so did i
ShadowRider2299: sombody got a hit
InocentChild x0x: w/e
InocentChild x0x: it was not laced Jay
ShadowRider2299: then i would get a hit then the next person would get a hit then i would get another hit ect!
InocentChild x0x: w/e Jay
InocentChild x0x: u were just trippin out b/c u thought ur dad was gonna catch u
ShadowRider2299: ok
InocentChild x0x: i remember u were taking deep breaths and opening ur eyes wide open so they wouldnt shut!'
ShadowRider2299: and my dad was a cop
ShadowRider2299: and i didnt kno he was picking me up
InocentChild x0x: haha it was SO funny seeing u freak out lol
ShadowRider2299: if your dad used to be a cop
ShadowRider2299: then you would understand
InocentChild x0x: so my dad used to be a pot head and so its pretty much the same
ShadowRider2299: but o nvm
InocentChild x0x: ya
InocentChild x0x: now what?!
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: lets change the subject my dad would beat the livin shit out of me if he knew i used to smoke pot
InocentChild x0x: lol used?!?!?
InocentChild x0x: haha
InocentChild x0x: my mom would kill me if she found out i used to
ShadowRider2299: i mean you would find me on the floor with blood comin out of my mouth lol!
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: you dont fuck with my dad and get away with it
ShadowRider2299: lol
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: mine either
ShadowRider2299: yea
ShadowRider2299: but he is a nice guy for the most part
InocentChild x0x: same with my dad
ShadowRider2299: he was liek when i got in the car he was liek
InocentChild x0x: ??
InocentChild x0x: tell me plz!!
ShadowRider2299: wow you smell like cologne
InocentChild x0x: lol haha
InocentChild x0x: he prolley thought u were hookin up with some guy
ShadowRider2299: and i rolled the window down so you couldnt smell it
InocentChild x0x: and he prolley thought you were gay!!!!!!!
ShadowRider2299: fuck you
InocentChild x0x: omfg that was so fucking funny
ShadowRider2299: no he thought i was bangen a chick
InocentChild x0x: and u smelt like colonge??
InocentChild x0x: more like a dude!
ShadowRider2299: and he was liek so what did you do tonight i could barely open my eyes
InocentChild x0x: haha
InocentChild x0x: u were prolley tryin to hold them open like lachen told u too
InocentChild x0x: lol just like she told u taking deep breaths would make u un high
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: and i almost blurted out i was doin sarahs mom
ShadowRider2299: ROFL!
InocentChild x0x: haha i'm sure
InocentChild x0x: more like my brother
InocentChild x0x: b/c u smelt like colonge
ShadowRider2299: lol no i almost said i was gettin high
InocentChild x0x: eww wait
InocentChild x0x: my bro would never do a guy
InocentChild x0x: haha r u for real?
InocentChild x0x: i would have lmfao
ShadowRider2299: yea cas i had to spray a whole bunch on me
ShadowRider2299: stfu!
InocentChild x0x: hhaa
InocentChild x0x: no u didnt u diditn even smell like weed
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: god i cant talk to you your to drunk and you keep makin fun of me!!
InocentChild x0x: i'm not drunk!
ShadowRider2299: :o(
InocentChild x0x: wtf is that?!?!/\
InocentChild x0x: that doesnt lo0ok a like a :-) at all
InocentChild x0x: haha i'm gonna start spelling look like lo0ok
ShadowRider2299: yea i kno its my kinda smiley face
InocentChild x0x: haha its a funny one!
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: that one looks like mike jackson
ShadowRider2299: about to rape little boys
InocentChild x0x: mine or yours?
ShadowRider2299: yours look at it that fuckin perve smiley
InocentChild x0x: haha i kno man!
InocentChild x0x: its funny as hell
InocentChild x0x: :D
ShadowRider2299: starin at me tryn to suduce me
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: :-D
ShadowRider2299: that one is just strung out on coke
InocentChild x0x: that one is showin off some blang blang baby
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: no blang blang
InocentChild x0x: not bling bling..blang blang
ShadowRider2299: his PEARLY WHITES!
ShadowRider2299: oh ok
InocentChild x0x: yuh
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: sarah i get it lol
InocentChild x0x: what a funny way of spelling ya
InocentChild x0x: lol u better get it!!!!!!
ShadowRider2299: blang balng nto bling bling
InocentChild x0x: >:o
ShadowRider2299: blang*
InocentChild x0x: damn straight nigga
InocentChild x0x: :-D
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: or what
InocentChild x0x: i'll pop a cap on yo ass
ShadowRider2299: he looks liek he is about to suck some dick>>>>> :0
ShadowRider2299: lol
InocentChild x0x: ya
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: bring it to me baby uh-huh uh-huh
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: :0
ShadowRider2299: ROFL!
InocentChild x0x: LMFAO!
InocentChild x0x: how did we get from smoking weed and drinking to smiles that look like mj
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: ur fucking weird bitch!
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: JKKKKKKKKK
InocentChild x0x: that means
ShadowRider2299: ...........................................................
InocentChild x0x: just kid-kid-kid-kid-kid-kid-kid-kid-kidding
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: :0 ..........................................................(|)..........................................................| |
InocentChild x0x: i dont get it..
ShadowRider2299: look at that shit
InocentChild x0x: u have too do this
InocentChild x0x: shit i forgot
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: ahhh
InocentChild x0x: font got bigg and i didnt do anything!!!!!!!!!
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: :0..........................................................(|).......................................................| |
ShadowRider2299: its a penis
ShadowRider2299: supposed to be
InocentChild x0x: that DOES NOT look like a penis
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: its supposed to i did it worn
ShadowRider2299: worn lol
ShadowRider2299: wrong*
InocentChild x0x: i still dont understand...lol\
ShadowRider2299: its a penis goin into the smileys motuh
ShadowRider2299: do you get it now
ShadowRider2299: lol
InocentChild x0x: ya i kno that u retard! but it doesnt LOOK like it
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: :0
ShadowRider2299: HEHEHEHEHE!
InocentChild x0x: on this one :-D doesnt look like its on crack that one definitally does! lol
InocentChild x0x: it looks fucking physcotic
ShadowRider2299: InocentChild x0x [12:04 A.M.]:
ShadowRider2299 [12:04 A.M.]: that one is just strung out on coke
InocentChild x0x: or w/e
ShadowRider2299: i said that alread geeez
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: LMAO!
ShadowRider2299: i got mickey d's and you dotn..........HAHAHA!
InocentChild x0x: i kno and i was saying u said taht :-D that smile was on coke and i said NO this one is ~~> :-P retard! lol
InocentChild x0x: i dont want McDonalds! it makes you fat and is made out of worms!!!!!! haha!!!!!
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: so!
ShadowRider2299: im eatin a cobb slad
ShadowRider2299: salad
InocentChild x0x: hey i had a salad for dinner too
InocentChild x0x: slad! haha i'm gonna start calling salda that now
ShadowRider2299: hehehe
ShadowRider2299: cool
InocentChild x0x: hey brb
ShadowRider2299: yea
ShadowRider2299: slad's are good
InocentChild x0x: ya
InocentChild x0x: brb
ShadowRider2299: kkk

Auto response from InocentChild x0x: gettin in my birthday suit!...lol jk brb

ShadowRider2299: oooo your b-day suit
ShadowRider2299: ughhh babay ughh
ShadowRider2299: how do you make the fuck groan sound ughhh
ShadowRider2299: right
InocentChild x0x: what?
InocentChild x0x: ur weird
InocentChild x0x: the fuck groan sound?
ShadowRider2299: yea
InocentChild x0x: wtf is that?
InocentChild x0x: uhhh
InocentChild x0x: like orgasim sound?
ShadowRider2299: no thats somone thinkin
InocentChild x0x: what?
InocentChild x0x: oo u man ohhh
ShadowRider2299: no a guy liek makin liek the ugghhhhh
InocentChild x0x: i kno what ur tlaking about how do u type it tho?
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: i kno thats wat i was thinkin
ShadowRider2299: ughh
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: ohhhhuhhhhhhh
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: idk
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: sounds liek a caveman liek when they say words liek ugghhh
InocentChild x0x: lol haha ya!!!
InocentChild x0x: slap ur knees and have a good ol' time
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: i think there is somone in my house
InocentChild x0x: ur dad?
InocentChild x0x: or mom?
ShadowRider2299: i hear like noises
InocentChild x0x: bugs!
ShadowRider2299: no my mom is passed put
InocentChild x0x: ur house has BUGS!!!!\
ShadowRider2299: out*
InocentChild x0x: AHHHHHHH!!!!!
InocentChild x0x: LOL
ShadowRider2299: no its liek sombody walkin
InocentChild x0x: u have a warewolf in your house!
InocentChild x0x: run jay run!
ShadowRider2299: i think there is ghost in my house
InocentChild x0x: burn them cals!
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: haha
InocentChild x0x: HED SMILEY!
InocentChild x0x: HEAD**
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: now that would be my dog
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: he is liek a warewolf the hairy bastard
InocentChild x0x: lol haha
InocentChild x0x: hairy like an old mans back!
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: walkin around like it owns the damn place
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: yea or like your momas bakck
ShadowRider2299: lol
InocentChild x0x: to bad my mom in the hospital!
ShadowRider2299: you said you were waitin for her to go to sleep
InocentChild x0x: so...
ShadowRider2299: lien sack of shit
InocentChild x0x: what?
ShadowRider2299: so she aint in no goddamn hospital
InocentChild x0x: ya..
ShadowRider2299: lol thats fo sho
ShadowRider2299: fo sho fosho
InocentChild x0x: ok
InocentChild x0x: ok ok
ShadowRider2299: i feel liek pranken ppl
ShadowRider2299: or leik chinese restaurants
InocentChild x0x: lol me too
InocentChild x0x: haha ya be like i need chow wan
InocentChild x0x: g
ShadowRider2299: hehe
InocentChild x0x: in u kno the chinese voice
ShadowRider2299: yea or liek call up liek a italina joint and be liek is tony there
ShadowRider2299: i got the mony
InocentChild x0x: haha ya i was just gonna say that lol
ShadowRider2299: i need the drugs by 8 tommorrow
ShadowRider2299: no you wernt lol
InocentChild x0x: ya i was!
ShadowRider2299: are you seriouse
InocentChild x0x: fucker dont tell me i wasnt! dont fuck with me bitch!
InocentChild x0x: lol ya i am serious
ShadowRider2299: you can read minds
InocentChild x0x: ya!
ShadowRider2299: wat # am i thinkin of
InocentChild x0x: u jsut now found that out
ShadowRider2299: 1-69
InocentChild x0x: how u wish ur dad got u a Big Mac from McDonalds rather then a salad
InocentChild x0x: 58
ShadowRider2299: holy shit
InocentChild x0x: whay?
InocentChild x0x: what**
ShadowRider2299: no this cant be possible
InocentChild x0x: ya b/c i am physic
ShadowRider2299: omfg im serious as a mother fucker
ShadowRider2299: you got it right
InocentChild x0x: i told ya
ShadowRider2299: no im not palyin you really did get it right
InocentChild x0x: I TOLD YOU!
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: my dad was born in 58
ShadowRider2299: thats y i picked it
InocentChild x0x: :-D blang blang
ShadowRider2299: holy shit
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: ROFL!
ShadowRider2299: your awsome bro!
InocentChild x0x: ya ur awesome sis!
InocentChild x0x: yay!
InocentChild x0x: 8-) just chillin
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: yessssssssss
InocentChild x0x: mannnnnnnnnnnnnn
ShadowRider2299: lol your RAD
ShadowRider2299: homes!!!!!!
InocentChild x0x: and your...MAD
ShadowRider2299: fo sho fo sho
InocentChild x0x: haha RAD MAD!
ShadowRider2299: no you BAD
InocentChild x0x: that sounds so gay lol but i'm RAD!
InocentChild x0x: and you SAD!
InocentChild x0x: like old chinese man!
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: you want wonton suo dat wiii bee 6 dolla an fift cen!
InocentChild x0x: haha swee swee
ShadowRider2299: that one looks chinky
InocentChild x0x: ((thats chinese for sweet))
InocentChild x0x: no it looks like it shit himself infront of a bunch of ppl
ShadowRider2299: no shiiii niggaaa
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: yea a chinese girl that shit her slef in fropnt of a whole bunch of ppl
ShadowRider2299: lol
InocentChild x0x: haha!
ShadowRider2299: BLANG BLANG!
ShadowRider2299: thats a high rolla~
ShadowRider2299: huchie momma!
InocentChild x0x: lol...((slut))..
InocentChild x0x: :-! JAY!!!
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: aka.SARAH!
ShadowRider2299: LOL
InocentChild x0x: w/e my neva
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: :X that you gettin raped
ShadowRider2299: no im j/p
ShadowRider2299: and he put tape in your mouth
InocentChild x0x: lol
ShadowRider2299: j/p once agaijn
ShadowRider2299: nager
InocentChild x0x: no thats the kids that got molested by micheal jackson
ShadowRider2299: yea
ShadowRider2299: ROFL!!
InocentChild x0x: and this is the chinese lady who did :-[
InocentChild x0x: and she pooped herself infron of everyone in the courtroom
ShadowRider2299: yea
ShadowRider2299: LOL!
InocentChild x0x: brb hoe
ShadowRider2299: thats a pron star
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: a porn star hcillin
InocentChild x0x: lol
InocentChild x0x: gettin fucked lol
InocentChild x0x: brb
ShadowRider2299: ok bitch
InocentChild x0x: back nigga
InocentChild x0x: brb again bitch
InocentChild x0x: go eat ur slad
ShadowRider2299: ][
InocentChild x0x: whats that?
ShadowRider2299: i have no clue
ShadowRider2299: its just there

haha that was one funny convo u should have seen the smiley's we were talking abou though and you should have been at the rocks! hahaha
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