this is pretty much for doug but you might think its funny too
I went to a 90s party tonite, wearing a dress made from a wwf shirt and scarf. Rikki, my roommate is dressed as Casper from the movie Kids wearing a piece of a paper on her shirt thats say "i got aids". maybe in bad taste, but that is besides the point, there were kids dressed as columbine. This incredibly drunk girl (im talking look at them crack eyes drunk) in a raider's jersey walks by and rips it off without even looking, just does it because shes a drunk raider fan. Resisting pushing her or stealing the sign back because I am holding my camera, I calmly follow her. Someone throws a jello shot down my dress were it gets caught in my bra. As I fish it out I ask drunk raider fan politely "Excuse me why did you rip the sign off my friend?" She is beyond comprehending words, as most raider fans are, especially as one as drunk as this girl. Disgusted and now bored i drop the boobified jello into her beer and walk off with everyone around us laughing and her looking more dazed than ever.
Why the fuck was she wearing a raider's jersey? Did they play today? Were they good in the 90s cause they arent good now. either way, i rediscovered the spice girls and clueless tonite and am incredibly happy about it.
Why the fuck was she wearing a raider's jersey? Did they play today? Were they good in the 90s cause they arent good now. either way, i rediscovered the spice girls and clueless tonite and am incredibly happy about it.