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Pickup Line
Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine when you walked past!
I'm like a power plant. It's hard to turn me down and I can turn you on
He: How do you like you're eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilized.
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing I’ve seen till I gazed into your eyes
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day...all I’m asking for is one
Got me? I’ll do your body good.
You've activated my launch sequence
"You know how they say beauty is only skin deep?" [Yeah] "Well they lied. You're beautiful the entire way through."
Did you escape from hell because your looking hot hot hot!!
"Did you just fart? (No, why?) Cause you just blew me away"
If I follow you home will you keep me?
"Did you just fart? (No, why?) Cause you just blew me away"
If I follow you home will you keep me?
"Here’s a quarter call your mom and tell her your not coming home tonight!"
"Fancy a raisin...No. How about a date?"
(Go up to the person you think is attractive) "Your eyes are the same color as my corvette."
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
They say life is like a box of chocolates--oh yes-- I think I just found the juiciest and best tasting one yet!
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well. Where are you headed?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You are the reason men fall in love.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
i jsut thought this might help any1 looking for some good lines these arent very good but w.e im bord
Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine when you walked past!
I'm like a power plant. It's hard to turn me down and I can turn you on
He: How do you like you're eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilized.
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing I’ve seen till I gazed into your eyes
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day...all I’m asking for is one
Got me? I’ll do your body good.
You've activated my launch sequence
"You know how they say beauty is only skin deep?" [Yeah] "Well they lied. You're beautiful the entire way through."
Did you escape from hell because your looking hot hot hot!!
"Did you just fart? (No, why?) Cause you just blew me away"
If I follow you home will you keep me?
"Did you just fart? (No, why?) Cause you just blew me away"
If I follow you home will you keep me?
"Here’s a quarter call your mom and tell her your not coming home tonight!"
"Fancy a raisin...No. How about a date?"
(Go up to the person you think is attractive) "Your eyes are the same color as my corvette."
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
They say life is like a box of chocolates--oh yes-- I think I just found the juiciest and best tasting one yet!
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well. Where are you headed?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You are the reason men fall in love.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
i jsut thought this might help any1 looking for some good lines these arent very good but w.e im bord