Beautiful night
well last night i went to my grandmas's for dinner.omg pastavazul or h/e u spell it, is amazing!
we had great family discussions..lol lex mulies!
and i got to watch big daddy there! hahahahahah i love that movie.
then i came home arund 10:30 and i went to alexas to sleep there.
when i got there we went to ask her mom where the board games were..and her mom is like "what? floor games" and we had to say it like 4 times before she understood us! haha i love janet.
so we started playing scattergories..omg best game. it was my first time palying!
and we had the letter G and we had to name an article of clothing and i put G-String and i said "it starts with a G and ends with one too"
and then i put grease for a car part! hahaha..alexa said im such an asshole
then we had the letter F and it was the question name a way to get here form there and i put flip!
wow im soo dumb i kno..
then we went online for a little and looked up black jokes!
god some of them are soo mean but some are fucking hilarious!
oh god &we jammed to some spice girls and t.a.T.u cuz we r cool like that and still dorks.
and we decided to go to sleep around 3:00 and all of a sudden we r laying there talking and alexa gose "i was thinking of a movie"
and i go "tell me"
and she gose" nvm" and im like "no!" so she gose "look in the closet gina"
omg i was soo fucking scared cuz i started thinking of that move comming out land of the dead
so i grabbed alexa's hand and we held hands for like 45 mins. but then they got clamy.
i think we fell asleep like that!
and then we woke up and i had to pee soo bad!
we ate, played scattergories..
and now im here
PS-JULLIAN C0MES T0NIGHT! 0H YA AND HERE ARE S0ME BLACK J0KES!
Why are black peoples eyes red after having sex?
-From the pepper spray.
What is green,pink, &orange?
-A black person going to church.
Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
-He doesn't know he's black.
What happened to the nigger that had an abortion?
-Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.
What is the definition of mass confusion?
-Father's Day in Harlem.
What does Pontiac stand for?
-Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.
How do you get blacks kids to stop jumping on your bed?
-You put velcro on the ceiling.
hahaha oh shit.
♥
we had great family discussions..lol lex mulies!
and i got to watch big daddy there! hahahahahah i love that movie.
then i came home arund 10:30 and i went to alexas to sleep there.
when i got there we went to ask her mom where the board games were..and her mom is like "what? floor games" and we had to say it like 4 times before she understood us! haha i love janet.
so we started playing scattergories..omg best game. it was my first time palying!
and we had the letter G and we had to name an article of clothing and i put G-String and i said "it starts with a G and ends with one too"
and then i put grease for a car part! hahaha..alexa said im such an asshole
then we had the letter F and it was the question name a way to get here form there and i put flip!
wow im soo dumb i kno..
then we went online for a little and looked up black jokes!
god some of them are soo mean but some are fucking hilarious!
oh god &we jammed to some spice girls and t.a.T.u cuz we r cool like that and still dorks.
and we decided to go to sleep around 3:00 and all of a sudden we r laying there talking and alexa gose "i was thinking of a movie"
and i go "tell me"
and she gose" nvm" and im like "no!" so she gose "look in the closet gina"
omg i was soo fucking scared cuz i started thinking of that move comming out land of the dead
so i grabbed alexa's hand and we held hands for like 45 mins. but then they got clamy.
i think we fell asleep like that!
and then we woke up and i had to pee soo bad!
we ate, played scattergories..
and now im here
PS-JULLIAN C0MES T0NIGHT! 0H YA AND HERE ARE S0ME BLACK J0KES!
Why are black peoples eyes red after having sex?
-From the pepper spray.
What is green,pink, &orange?
-A black person going to church.
Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
-He doesn't know he's black.
What happened to the nigger that had an abortion?
-Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.
What is the definition of mass confusion?
-Father's Day in Harlem.
What does Pontiac stand for?
-Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.
How do you get blacks kids to stop jumping on your bed?
-You put velcro on the ceiling.
hahaha oh shit.
♥