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Body: ********Pick the month u wer born in***********
January: I raped
February: I hate
March: I ate pizza with
April: I get horny wen i see
May: I love
June: I kissed
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I made a porno with
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I masterbated 2 pictures of
********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: Quagmire
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Random Chick
9: Derek Jeter
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skip
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: My Dad
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Pile of Dog Shit
21: A Lesbian
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: Ludacris
24: AC/DC
25: A cop
26: My Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie
*********Pick the First Letter of Ur last Name**********
A: Because i was on drugs
B: Because i got high
C: Because im kewl like that
D: Because no1 likes me
E: Because i was drunk
F: Because mi mom told me 2
G: Because i hate Russians
H: Because i wanted to be his bitch
I: Because i had gas
J: Because i had some hoe's baby
G: Because i like ur mom alot
H: Just Because
I: Because i am gay
J: Because i had too much vodka
K: Because i had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because im a ninja
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because im the koolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because im thinkin Arby's
T: Because im gangsta
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because im a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a last name that starts with an X
Y: Because im blonde
Z: Because i hav a third nipple
REPOST with the title of w/e u r
January: I raped
February: I hate
March: I ate pizza with
April: I get horny wen i see
May: I love
June: I kissed
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I made a porno with
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I masterbated 2 pictures of
********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: Quagmire
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Random Chick
9: Derek Jeter
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skip
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: My Dad
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Pile of Dog Shit
21: A Lesbian
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: Ludacris
24: AC/DC
25: A cop
26: My Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie
*********Pick the First Letter of Ur last Name**********
A: Because i was on drugs
B: Because i got high
C: Because im kewl like that
D: Because no1 likes me
E: Because i was drunk
F: Because mi mom told me 2
G: Because i hate Russians
H: Because i wanted to be his bitch
I: Because i had gas
J: Because i had some hoe's baby
G: Because i like ur mom alot
H: Just Because
I: Because i am gay
J: Because i had too much vodka
K: Because i had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because im a ninja
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because im the koolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because im thinkin Arby's
T: Because im gangsta
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because im a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a last name that starts with an X
Y: Because im blonde
Z: Because i hav a third nipple
REPOST with the title of w/e u r