Sea Bass and Armadillo
: Armadillo awoke one morning to find himself submerged deep inside the Mariana Trench.
"Cool! I can see James Cameron!" he thought just before he was squished into something resembling a bumpy brown tennis ball by the awesome pressure of the water at such extreme depths.
Sea Bass was on his way to see if he could get James Cameron's autograph when he noticed a fist sized blob of something that smelled a little like food.
With a quick suck from Sea Bass' massive mouth, Armadillo was soon on his way to becoming poop.
Unfortunately, before Sea Bass could get James Cameron's autograph, the leprosy he contracted from Armadillo made his fins fall off.
THE END