Dick realized this morning that he hadn't checked his e-mail since he's gotten to school. When he opened it up he found that he had gotten the usual junk: porn, a letter from his father, porn, something from Madison and more porn. The only thing he didn't delete without reading (other than the porn, that is) was a message from his brother.
From: ccasablancas@neptunehigh.net
To: dick.casablancas@gmail.com
Subject: F'ing bored in Computer Science!
Really. I fell asleep for twenty minutes and now I have keyboard marks on my face. Where the hell have you been? You haven't talked to anybody in like a week. Dad's starting to think you just picked up and left the school. Which I wouldn't put past you, by the way. You didn't, did you? Speak to me o brotherly one!
Cassidy
P.S: Dad's gone on like three more dates with that Kendall woman. I think it's more serious than we thought.
From: dick.casablancas@gmail.com
To: ccasablancas@neptunehigh.net
Subject: I don't have class till Wednesday! Ha!
Dude, quit being such a woman. I'll call when I call. I had my first week of classes last week and dude, they are totally badass. I get to learn about hunting demons! Give me a class in Neptune that teaches you that. Having class two days a week also rocks. I haven't been doing much. I did get to
meet some new people in the common rooms in the dorms. Yesterday there was a party just for living through the first week of class. And the other day, some dude was watching freaky pirate porn! I should have went to boarding school sooner. And I'm pretty sure I've been a hit with the ladies. Just sayin'. Anyways, I'm gonna head out. Keep falling asleep in class, maybe Dad will send you here.
Dick
P.S. Dude, I hope Dad's still dating her when spring break rolls along. I'd kill to see Kendall in a bikini!
((Open. My availability will be spotty after 8pm))