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Hello
Long time no hear from some people....
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms
>>>>>and kept
>>>>>the same slogan
...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your
hands.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Macintosh condoms - It
>>>>>does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Burger king condoms - Home of the
whopper
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>FCUK condoms - no comment required.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very
long
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Renault condoms - size really does matter!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about
>>>>>30 minutes
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just
>>>>>cannot reach
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the
world.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)