Embarrassing emails...
Hawaii- I should get a permanent residence here and get away from the busy LA. The waves are amazing, the weather is great, the food is fantastic (and delivery quick) and it just doesn't feel like I'm in America when I'm here.
Billy is keeping me up at night with bad jokes, guitar playing and insisting I have another beer and re-thefuck-lax. Okay I'm relaxing!
I had a skinny dip last night, but Billy was too chicken (relax me??), which was almost shocking since he took every oportunity in Zid to show off his dingerling. Anyway, some people came walking on the beach and Billy didn't warn me, thinking I would get really embarrassed once I noticed, but I just said 'good evening, foks' and wandered calmly back inside to strangle my best friend.
I was embarrassed, yes, but the trick is not to show it. Thank you drama school!
I have gass. My stomach is really hard and it hurts so I'm going back and forth from the loo to the sofa.
The other night, when not so sober, I sent an email to Elijah...
"Elijah,
i siti here b ymyself whil4 billey is sleepoinhg on my bde wiht his cloths on. hs been drionkinhg and me too. i thnik about you all teh time. i wish there wsa somthng i culd doto maek thingsr ight aain, but i just want e dyou to knoew i louve you and m sorry.
love,
dom"
Probably not a good idea and I can't say it's the first one. Quite often when I get drunk I have a tendency to try to get in touch with him, as if my pathetic beggings would get a different effect from last time. He's never responded and never picked up the phone. This email made me think though. In my drunkenness I accidently printed it out and I found it this morning...
So tonight I will be sober when I go out to the club. There's a Hawaiian band I like playing at the House of Blues tonight. Anyone else going?
Billy is keeping me up at night with bad jokes, guitar playing and insisting I have another beer and re-thefuck-lax. Okay I'm relaxing!
I had a skinny dip last night, but Billy was too chicken (relax me??), which was almost shocking since he took every oportunity in Zid to show off his dingerling. Anyway, some people came walking on the beach and Billy didn't warn me, thinking I would get really embarrassed once I noticed, but I just said 'good evening, foks' and wandered calmly back inside to strangle my best friend.
I was embarrassed, yes, but the trick is not to show it. Thank you drama school!
I have gass. My stomach is really hard and it hurts so I'm going back and forth from the loo to the sofa.
The other night, when not so sober, I sent an email to Elijah...
"Elijah,
i siti here b ymyself whil4 billey is sleepoinhg on my bde wiht his cloths on. hs been drionkinhg and me too. i thnik about you all teh time. i wish there wsa somthng i culd doto maek thingsr ight aain, but i just want e dyou to knoew i louve you and m sorry.
love,
dom"
Probably not a good idea and I can't say it's the first one. Quite often when I get drunk I have a tendency to try to get in touch with him, as if my pathetic beggings would get a different effect from last time. He's never responded and never picked up the phone. This email made me think though. In my drunkenness I accidently printed it out and I found it this morning...
So tonight I will be sober when I go out to the club. There's a Hawaiian band I like playing at the House of Blues tonight. Anyone else going?