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1.Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
Sadly, no.
2.Are you gay?
No
3.Do you have hairy legs?
Yuppers
4.Do you smoke anything?
Nada
5.Do you like monkeys?
Why not
6.How many fillings do you have?
Maybe one.... ;-)
7.Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Lake...
8.Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Well, duh...
9.Have you ever read the Bible?
Not much of it
10.Did you ever go to Sunday School?
When I was a youngin
11.Do you wear a lot of black?
Not alot
12.Did you ever bring a weapon to school?
Does a Swiss Army Knife count?
13.Have you ever hugged a tree?
LOL
14.Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Ewwww
15.Describe your hair?
Short and scarce...
16.Are you a wilderbeast?
Only early in the morning
17.Do you like to have fun?
Only on Sundays
18.Do you like drama?
Only in the movies
19.Have you ever taken a bong hit?
A what? You can't prove anything
20.Do you like mayonnaise?
Hellman's
21.Are you afraid to die?
I am not looking to do it any time soon.
22.Do you like playing in leaves?
If someone else is stuck raking them
23.Do you like lyme tics?.
I have dogs...NO
24.Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
LOL....Not me, nevah
25.Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
I can't remember the last time I vomited.
26.Are you an adult?
I don't want to be
27.Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
SpellCheker seems too
28.Ever won a spelling bee?
Not recently
29.Do you ever eat because your depressed?
Bored yes....
30.Are you a television addict?
I love my TiVo!
31.Do you think O.J. is guilty?:
Not sure anyone has ever been more guilty
32.Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?:
Little, very little
33.Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
Yea....
34.On a playground?
:-)
35.Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery Channel?
Sicko
37.Ever been hit on at the zoo?
By the monkeys...but that doesn't really count, does it?
38. Do you like the smell of pools?
Nope
39.Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
Zzzzzzz
40.Does your mom think someones hot?
Ewwwww
42.When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit, is that the cops"?
LOL...It's not, is it?
43.Ever been arrested?:
Never convicted
44.Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J, did?
:-) See #43
45.Do you like orange juice?:
Why not
46.What sign are you?
Leo
47.Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
a what????
48.Where do you wish you were right now?
In Vermont....
49.Do you enjoy making people horny?
absolutely... even if it doesn't go anywhere... its fun to flirt!
50.Did you enjoy this?
beats a stick in the eye
Sadly, no.
2.Are you gay?
No
3.Do you have hairy legs?
Yuppers
4.Do you smoke anything?
Nada
5.Do you like monkeys?
Why not
6.How many fillings do you have?
Maybe one.... ;-)
7.Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Lake...
8.Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Well, duh...
9.Have you ever read the Bible?
Not much of it
10.Did you ever go to Sunday School?
When I was a youngin
11.Do you wear a lot of black?
Not alot
12.Did you ever bring a weapon to school?
Does a Swiss Army Knife count?
13.Have you ever hugged a tree?
LOL
14.Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Ewwww
15.Describe your hair?
Short and scarce...
16.Are you a wilderbeast?
Only early in the morning
17.Do you like to have fun?
Only on Sundays
18.Do you like drama?
Only in the movies
19.Have you ever taken a bong hit?
A what? You can't prove anything
20.Do you like mayonnaise?
Hellman's
21.Are you afraid to die?
I am not looking to do it any time soon.
22.Do you like playing in leaves?
If someone else is stuck raking them
23.Do you like lyme tics?.
I have dogs...NO
24.Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
LOL....Not me, nevah
25.Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
I can't remember the last time I vomited.
26.Are you an adult?
I don't want to be
27.Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
SpellCheker seems too
28.Ever won a spelling bee?
Not recently
29.Do you ever eat because your depressed?
Bored yes....
30.Are you a television addict?
I love my TiVo!
31.Do you think O.J. is guilty?:
Not sure anyone has ever been more guilty
32.Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?:
Little, very little
33.Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
Yea....
34.On a playground?
:-)
35.Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery Channel?
Sicko
37.Ever been hit on at the zoo?
By the monkeys...but that doesn't really count, does it?
38. Do you like the smell of pools?
Nope
39.Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
Zzzzzzz
40.Does your mom think someones hot?
Ewwwww
42.When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit, is that the cops"?
LOL...It's not, is it?
43.Ever been arrested?:
Never convicted
44.Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J, did?
:-) See #43
45.Do you like orange juice?:
Why not
46.What sign are you?
Leo
47.Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
a what????
48.Where do you wish you were right now?
In Vermont....
49.Do you enjoy making people horny?
absolutely... even if it doesn't go anywhere... its fun to flirt!
50.Did you enjoy this?
beats a stick in the eye