Dear Paris Hilton,
Why is it that your new song is so catchy I feel inclined to listen to it on repeat? However I must say that your video for it sucks. How many times does one need to flip their hair and rustle it around? We've seen you naked, we've seen you in hardly anything at all, why don't you start the trend of wearing some clothes? Maybe you'll get more respect.
Love,
Jenny
P.S.- Oh and BTW, you sound exactly like Ashlee Simpson.
I invite you all to watch
"Stars Are Blind" By the Crooked Nosed Witch Paris Hilton.