dAY [7] of SUMMER
i did nothing today. but i had this interesting convo with johnny..
PillsBuryDhB: boom
DuMbBruNettE8775: ?
DuMbBruNettE8775: bang bang
DuMbBruNettE8775: ur dead
PillsBuryDhB: nooooooo
DuMbBruNettE8775: but then i went to medical school and brought you back to life
PillsBuryDhB: yesssss
DuMbBruNettE8775: lol
DuMbBruNettE8775: but then.. BANG BANG! you got shot again!
PillsBuryDhB: NOOOOOOOO
DuMbBruNettE8775: BY Y0UR BR0THER
PillsBuryDhB: tell my mom i.....i.......
PillsBuryDhB: i broke the lamp last week
DuMbBruNettE8775: ?
DuMbBruNettE8775: lol
DuMbBruNettE8775: you broke a lamp?
PillsBuryDhB: no
DuMbBruNettE8775: im confused
DuMbBruNettE8775: but you did get brought back to life
DuMbBruNettE8775: but then BANG BANG EIURGFUERIUGUI!! you got shot again
DuMbBruNettE8775: we couldnt bring you back to life
PillsBuryDhB: nooo
PillsBuryDhB: but ian ......replaced my heart with a potatoe
PillsBuryDhB: so i live
DuMbBruNettE8775: no. screw ian. i went out and killed some random person and gave you their heart! bcuz i care S0 much
PillsBuryDhB: yay!
PillsBuryDhB: then i gave u a cruton cus ur cool
DuMbBruNettE8775: HAHAAH
DuMbBruNettE8775: and then i went a bought a salad to put it in
PillsBuryDhB: awesome
PillsBuryDhB: and i gave u dressing
DuMbBruNettE8775: how MUCH
DuMbBruNettE8775: and what KiND
PillsBuryDhB: a bottle of ...
DuMbBruNettE8775: OF?
DuMbBruNettE8775: WHAT KiND
DuMbBruNettE8775: HUH
DuMbBruNettE8775: HUH
DuMbBruNettE8775: HUH
DuMbBruNettE8775: HUH
PillsBuryDhB: valley ranch dressing
DuMbBruNettE8775: ranch is SiCK. so then i sent you to publix to get me something else
PillsBuryDhB: a water melon?
DuMbBruNettE8775: ok!
DuMbBruNettE8775: those are good
DuMbBruNettE8775: ok. so i cut it up
DuMbBruNettE8775: and i gave you a peice
DuMbBruNettE8775: and you swallowed a SEED
DuMbBruNettE8775: and you grew a watermelon in ur stomach
DuMbBruNettE8775: !
PillsBuryDhB: cool
PillsBuryDhB: and i my head turned into a watermelon
PillsBuryDhB: like i ate a gusher
DuMbBruNettE8775: lol!
PillsBuryDhB: that happned to a kid i know
PillsBuryDhB: charley
DuMbBruNettE8775: really? the one who moved to CANADA
DuMbBruNettE8775: ?
PillsBuryDhB: now they call him charley melon
DuMbBruNettE8775: lol!
DuMbBruNettE8775: no! his name needs to be WALTER! so then we can call him WALTER MEL0N!
DuMbBruNettE8775: on with the watermelon
DuMbBruNettE8775: ok. you couldnt get it out of ur stomach.. so i got in my car that i dont have and drove you to the hospital
PillsBuryDhB: then i they cut my stomach open and got it out then closed my stomach then gave me a cherry lolipop so we left
DuMbBruNettE8775: yah! and then i took you to get ice cream!
PillsBuryDhB: sweey
PillsBuryDhB: sweet*
PillsBuryDhB: sherbert icecream
DuMbBruNettE8775: SHERBERT SUCKS GEORGE BUSH'S CHODE!
PillsBuryDhB: fine lets get super man icecream from aunt maudys
DuMbBruNettE8775: haha wtf is that?
PillsBuryDhB: its the place on 104
DuMbBruNettE8775: they knocked it down!
PillsBuryDhB: NOOOOOOOO
DuMbBruNettE8775: its not there anymore!
DuMbBruNettE8775: i saw it yesterday
DuMbBruNettE8775: ok.. so you were mad so we got in my car that i dont have and we put floaty shit on it and we floated ALL the way to italy
DuMbBruNettE8775: and then i got you some of that ice cream junk there with the fancy name
PillsBuryDhB: awesome, then we saw willy wonka and he gave us a pack of nerds
DuMbBruNettE8775: but then you spilled them on the ground so i payed a guy to go tackle willy wonka and then we stole is magic key and got into the candy factory
PillsBuryDhB: and i joined the oompaloopahs
DuMbBruNettE8775: and you dyed ur hair green and made ur skin orange
DuMbBruNettE8775: and got surgery to make ur legs shorter
PillsBuryDhB: yeah
PillsBuryDhB: and then we went to chuckie cheeses and i got in free cus they thought i was 5, u got in free cus u said ull send barney on the place if u dont get in free
DuMbBruNettE8775: lol!
DuMbBruNettE8775: and then we jacked some kids tickets and tokens
DuMbBruNettE8775: and he cried
DuMbBruNettE8775: to his mommy
DuMbBruNettE8775: but we denied it
PillsBuryDhB: and we
DuMbBruNettE8775: so he got in trouble for lying
DuMbBruNettE8775: and got a SPANKiNG rigt on the ASS
PillsBuryDhB: and we had 5000 tickets so i bought a lightsabor
PillsBuryDhB: a real one
PillsBuryDhB: and i killed chuckie cheese
DuMbBruNettE8775: and then we went outside and saw george DUBYA bush
DuMbBruNettE8775: and you killed him too
PillsBuryDhB: yeah man, and a bush was his brain
PillsBuryDhB: and there was a squirlle on it
DuMbBruNettE8775: and the squirel peed in DUBYA'S mouth
PillsBuryDhB: lol
DuMbBruNettE8775: AND THAT'S ALL F0R T0DAY F0LK'S! M0RE T0M0RR0W!
DuMbBruNettE8775: and CUT
PillsBuryDhB: lol
PillsBuryDhB: boom
DuMbBruNettE8775: ?
DuMbBruNettE8775: bang bang
DuMbBruNettE8775: ur dead
PillsBuryDhB: nooooooo
DuMbBruNettE8775: but then i went to medical school and brought you back to life
PillsBuryDhB: yesssss
DuMbBruNettE8775: lol
DuMbBruNettE8775: but then.. BANG BANG! you got shot again!
PillsBuryDhB: NOOOOOOOO
DuMbBruNettE8775: BY Y0UR BR0THER
PillsBuryDhB: tell my mom i.....i.......
PillsBuryDhB: i broke the lamp last week
DuMbBruNettE8775: ?
DuMbBruNettE8775: lol
DuMbBruNettE8775: you broke a lamp?
PillsBuryDhB: no
DuMbBruNettE8775: im confused
DuMbBruNettE8775: but you did get brought back to life
DuMbBruNettE8775: but then BANG BANG EIURGFUERIUGUI!! you got shot again
DuMbBruNettE8775: we couldnt bring you back to life
PillsBuryDhB: nooo
PillsBuryDhB: but ian ......replaced my heart with a potatoe
PillsBuryDhB: so i live
DuMbBruNettE8775: no. screw ian. i went out and killed some random person and gave you their heart! bcuz i care S0 much
PillsBuryDhB: yay!
PillsBuryDhB: then i gave u a cruton cus ur cool
DuMbBruNettE8775: HAHAAH
DuMbBruNettE8775: and then i went a bought a salad to put it in
PillsBuryDhB: awesome
PillsBuryDhB: and i gave u dressing
DuMbBruNettE8775: how MUCH
DuMbBruNettE8775: and what KiND
PillsBuryDhB: a bottle of ...
DuMbBruNettE8775: OF?
DuMbBruNettE8775: WHAT KiND
DuMbBruNettE8775: HUH
DuMbBruNettE8775: HUH
DuMbBruNettE8775: HUH
DuMbBruNettE8775: HUH
PillsBuryDhB: valley ranch dressing
DuMbBruNettE8775: ranch is SiCK. so then i sent you to publix to get me something else
PillsBuryDhB: a water melon?
DuMbBruNettE8775: ok!
DuMbBruNettE8775: those are good
DuMbBruNettE8775: ok. so i cut it up
DuMbBruNettE8775: and i gave you a peice
DuMbBruNettE8775: and you swallowed a SEED
DuMbBruNettE8775: and you grew a watermelon in ur stomach
DuMbBruNettE8775: !
PillsBuryDhB: cool
PillsBuryDhB: and i my head turned into a watermelon
PillsBuryDhB: like i ate a gusher
DuMbBruNettE8775: lol!
PillsBuryDhB: that happned to a kid i know
PillsBuryDhB: charley
DuMbBruNettE8775: really? the one who moved to CANADA
DuMbBruNettE8775: ?
PillsBuryDhB: now they call him charley melon
DuMbBruNettE8775: lol!
DuMbBruNettE8775: no! his name needs to be WALTER! so then we can call him WALTER MEL0N!
DuMbBruNettE8775: on with the watermelon
DuMbBruNettE8775: ok. you couldnt get it out of ur stomach.. so i got in my car that i dont have and drove you to the hospital
PillsBuryDhB: then i they cut my stomach open and got it out then closed my stomach then gave me a cherry lolipop so we left
DuMbBruNettE8775: yah! and then i took you to get ice cream!
PillsBuryDhB: sweey
PillsBuryDhB: sweet*
PillsBuryDhB: sherbert icecream
DuMbBruNettE8775: SHERBERT SUCKS GEORGE BUSH'S CHODE!
PillsBuryDhB: fine lets get super man icecream from aunt maudys
DuMbBruNettE8775: haha wtf is that?
PillsBuryDhB: its the place on 104
DuMbBruNettE8775: they knocked it down!
PillsBuryDhB: NOOOOOOOO
DuMbBruNettE8775: its not there anymore!
DuMbBruNettE8775: i saw it yesterday
DuMbBruNettE8775: ok.. so you were mad so we got in my car that i dont have and we put floaty shit on it and we floated ALL the way to italy
DuMbBruNettE8775: and then i got you some of that ice cream junk there with the fancy name
PillsBuryDhB: awesome, then we saw willy wonka and he gave us a pack of nerds
DuMbBruNettE8775: but then you spilled them on the ground so i payed a guy to go tackle willy wonka and then we stole is magic key and got into the candy factory
PillsBuryDhB: and i joined the oompaloopahs
DuMbBruNettE8775: and you dyed ur hair green and made ur skin orange
DuMbBruNettE8775: and got surgery to make ur legs shorter
PillsBuryDhB: yeah
PillsBuryDhB: and then we went to chuckie cheeses and i got in free cus they thought i was 5, u got in free cus u said ull send barney on the place if u dont get in free
DuMbBruNettE8775: lol!
DuMbBruNettE8775: and then we jacked some kids tickets and tokens
DuMbBruNettE8775: and he cried
DuMbBruNettE8775: to his mommy
DuMbBruNettE8775: but we denied it
PillsBuryDhB: and we
DuMbBruNettE8775: so he got in trouble for lying
DuMbBruNettE8775: and got a SPANKiNG rigt on the ASS
PillsBuryDhB: and we had 5000 tickets so i bought a lightsabor
PillsBuryDhB: a real one
PillsBuryDhB: and i killed chuckie cheese
DuMbBruNettE8775: and then we went outside and saw george DUBYA bush
DuMbBruNettE8775: and you killed him too
PillsBuryDhB: yeah man, and a bush was his brain
PillsBuryDhB: and there was a squirlle on it
DuMbBruNettE8775: and the squirel peed in DUBYA'S mouth
PillsBuryDhB: lol
DuMbBruNettE8775: AND THAT'S ALL F0R T0DAY F0LK'S! M0RE T0M0RR0W!
DuMbBruNettE8775: and CUT
PillsBuryDhB: lol