Mar 20, 2009 02:10
This conversation is between a coworker of mine who was graduating with her Ph.D as she was leaving...
Janhavi: "I'm almost 30, its great to finally be done"
Adam: "Yeah, I'm going on 24 and I'm not done with my undergrad degree yet, I feel like a slacker"
Janhavi: "What is taking you so long to complete your degree?"
Adam: "I was a major slacker in high school and had to make up all the math to get into engineering..."
Janhavi: "Looking back, was it worth slacking off in high school? I feel like the 20's are the time to live your life..."
Adam: "Yeah it was, because I'll never get to legally have sex with underage girls again."
Golden. I believe her next response was something negative about men.