Apr 08, 2005 23:39
It's great to know that I am both a source of amusement and the target of cruel ridicule and criticism at the same time.
Things I learned from high school:
1. Parents exist to reinforce the belief that you are useless, worthless, and will never amount to
anything.
2. Friends are there to backstab, betray, and/or abandon you.
3. Guys exist to break your heart.