crossing stadium
I was waiting for traffic to pass so I could cross Stadium when I heard somebody beep at me. I looked up. A man driving by in his SUV angrily pointed at me then made the universal sign for "cock-sucker." By the looks of it, he's had more practice than I have. Thanks, asshole, come do that to my face so I can smash your fucking kneecaps.
Goddamn, I can't wait to get out of here.