Mormon missionaries
"Hello, I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Could I have a moment of your time?"
"Well... I'm sure that would be very enlightening. But have you heard of my religion? It's called the Church of Hot Addiction, and we believe that God has lust for everything."
"Ummmmmmmmmmm... 'kay. Bye now."
"Well... I'm sure that would be very enlightening. But have you heard of my religion? It's called the Church of Hot Addiction, and we believe that God has lust for everything."
"Ummmmmmmmmmm... 'kay. Bye now."