If Mojo could talk...
Stupid entry ahead. 'Tis the product of kasabawan and an unusual attachment to my dog over the past few days. You have been warned.
Don't you sometimes wish that your pet could talk?
I don't know if it's just Mojo, but he has this stare. That look where he's trying to tell me something he can't say, well, because he obviously can't talk.
A lot of times I wish he could talk. That puppy dog stare he gives can be very cute, but sometimes quite unsettling. The loving pet owner in me would like to know so I could give him more of his needs, but most of the time I would just like to know what the eff he's looking at.
He also has this habit of burying his head under covers when I'm not giving him much attention. He sighs while I'm listening to loud music. He wraps himself around my leg when I leave the house. He looks away whenever I undress. I guess these things already tell say a lot without him having to say a word. He makes these funny almost-talking sounds (you know, like how a baby is trying to talk when he can't) when he really wants something.
If Mojo could talk, these are the things he'd most likely be saying:
Yes, I meant a lot to be in caps. He'd more or less say it that way since he's a hyper little one.
WHAT?
FEEEEED MEEEEE!!! (a lot more often than we'd like)
Turn of that crap music!!
HA! Took your spot! (on the bed)
*insert piercing scream here* (in the midst of thunder or fireworks)
Where HAVE you been?!
I MISSED YOOOOU!
Stop. tickling. me. I. just. want. to. SLEEEEP!
GO AWAAAAAY!
I'm bored.
I'm cold.
Uhh, awkward. (when he's in the room while I'm dressing up/down)
But I don't wanna sleep in my doggy bed!
I don't like you.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!
Take me with yoooou!
Ew, Pedigree.
*insert argument on why he should be allowed to eat table food here* (in which I will disagree to anyway)
...but mom lets me eat that!
PUH-LEAAAAAAZEEE!
Nooo, I'm camera shy!
OMG BATH YAY!
Mmm, my balls are delicious! (As said by Seth Meyers on SNL's Weekend Update)
Moooom, hide me! I pooped in the living room and Kuya saw it!
I don't wanna eat that anymore. The milk made the dog food all mushy.
O HAI SPARKY!
How YOU doin? (He's quite the play-dog)
Flea alert!
MOM'S/DAD'S/KUYA'S HOME!
Where's my ball?
Belly rub, please!
WTF are you doing? (Whenever I make silly baby noises around him)
OMG BACON TREATS
MIIIIIIINE!!!!
Just give me the damn treat, woman!!!
Ano ba yan, puro nalang sit pinapagawa mo sakin! (oo, marunong din siya magtagalog)
Habulin mo 'kooooo!
ANEKANEKMEL?! (at hindi rin pwedeng hindi siya mahawa sa gay lingo ko)
among others.
... Okay, it probably wouldn't make much of a difference if he could talk, but a bathroom break warning would be great, though. Really great. Please.
Don't you sometimes wish that your pet could talk?
I don't know if it's just Mojo, but he has this stare. That look where he's trying to tell me something he can't say, well, because he obviously can't talk.
A lot of times I wish he could talk. That puppy dog stare he gives can be very cute, but sometimes quite unsettling. The loving pet owner in me would like to know so I could give him more of his needs, but most of the time I would just like to know what the eff he's looking at.
He also has this habit of burying his head under covers when I'm not giving him much attention. He sighs while I'm listening to loud music. He wraps himself around my leg when I leave the house. He looks away whenever I undress. I guess these things already tell say a lot without him having to say a word. He makes these funny almost-talking sounds (you know, like how a baby is trying to talk when he can't) when he really wants something.
If Mojo could talk, these are the things he'd most likely be saying:
Yes, I meant a lot to be in caps. He'd more or less say it that way since he's a hyper little one.
WHAT?
FEEEEED MEEEEE!!! (a lot more often than we'd like)
Turn of that crap music!!
HA! Took your spot! (on the bed)
*insert piercing scream here* (in the midst of thunder or fireworks)
Where HAVE you been?!
I MISSED YOOOOU!
Stop. tickling. me. I. just. want. to. SLEEEEP!
GO AWAAAAAY!
I'm bored.
I'm cold.
Uhh, awkward. (when he's in the room while I'm dressing up/down)
But I don't wanna sleep in my doggy bed!
I don't like you.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!
Take me with yoooou!
Ew, Pedigree.
*insert argument on why he should be allowed to eat table food here* (in which I will disagree to anyway)
...but mom lets me eat that!
PUH-LEAAAAAAZEEE!
Nooo, I'm camera shy!
OMG BATH YAY!
Mmm, my balls are delicious! (As said by Seth Meyers on SNL's Weekend Update)
Moooom, hide me! I pooped in the living room and Kuya saw it!
I don't wanna eat that anymore. The milk made the dog food all mushy.
O HAI SPARKY!
How YOU doin? (He's quite the play-dog)
Flea alert!
MOM'S/DAD'S/KUYA'S HOME!
Where's my ball?
Belly rub, please!
WTF are you doing? (Whenever I make silly baby noises around him)
OMG BACON TREATS
MIIIIIIINE!!!!
Just give me the damn treat, woman!!!
Ano ba yan, puro nalang sit pinapagawa mo sakin! (oo, marunong din siya magtagalog)
Habulin mo 'kooooo!
ANEKANEKMEL?! (at hindi rin pwedeng hindi siya mahawa sa gay lingo ko)
among others.
... Okay, it probably wouldn't make much of a difference if he could talk, but a bathroom break warning would be great, though. Really great. Please.