This one is kinda funny
Lucky you, conscience
Hey- listen to your gut.
Gut
gut
guttural
listen to your gut.
Your gut
rhymes with but
which allows you
to talk out of your ass.
But you don't care-
it's out of your hair
and into your gut.
I'm in the gutter,
and your ear is in your gut.
If only we fell into the same rut.
But then you wouldn't be
so up your but.
You're just an ass in a hole,
and I'm a nut in a rut.
But I'm not crazy-
I'm just beginning
to crack my luck.