Awwww yeah!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I donated bone marrow to krappyoca1 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I pulled over and changed omfgitslourdes's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I helped wontonga across the street (6 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, envy4misspiggy (-5000 points). In May I fucked in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4685 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
supremelead