I'm here, I'm queer, my phone wouldn't let me comment on this so here we go:
“Jongin-ah…why won’t you listen to hyung?” - Headcanon for Taemin pulling the Hyung card at every possible moment.
it’s certainly no secret between the two of them that Jongin does love that butt plug. - KIM JONGBUTTPLUG.
Jongin exhales slowly through his nose, counts to ten in his head, and forces himself to walk away from Taemin, who’s too busy staring at his 2012 hair extensions to even notice him leave. - It's okay Taemin, your 2012 extensions distract me too... #TheIdeal
Jongin totally lets Taemin fuck him on the kitchen bench five minutes later, and even though Taemin pauses at one point to lewdly waggle an eggplant at him and mime thrusting it in and out of his mouth, Jongin has to agree that it probably is the best outcome. - Taemin confirmed for ultimate fuckboy.
Sehun stares at him blankly. “The music,” he says slowly, “Is shit.” - Oh Sehun is more of a shit than any of SM's music ngl.
“You sang to me about how serious you were,” Jongin says. “You can’t rehash old title tracks and expect me to think you’re joking.” - I can actually imagine them using songs like personal jokes... one way to cope with the trauma of terrible lyrics, I guess.
.... Taemin is actually the cutest??? Like he's fuckboy extraordinaire but he's still a sweetheart ;w; and Jongin puts up with his bullshit but because he knows this aaaaaaaahhhhh we share taekai headcanons ily.
(Also who /doesn't/ know the choreo to Gee???? It's like, a kpop rite of passage.)
But yes, I love this, I love you, we still need to write together.
thank you dearest!! i'm glad you liked it ^v^ we should definitely write taekai together! since we seem to agree on how they are supposed to interact :DDDDDDDD
“Jongin-ah…why won’t you listen to hyung?” - Headcanon for Taemin pulling the Hyung card at every possible moment.
it’s certainly no secret between the two of them that Jongin does love that butt plug. - KIM JONGBUTTPLUG.
Jongin exhales slowly through his nose, counts to ten in his head, and forces himself to walk away from Taemin, who’s too busy staring at his 2012 hair extensions to even notice him leave. - It's okay Taemin, your 2012 extensions distract me too... #TheIdeal
Jongin totally lets Taemin fuck him on the kitchen bench five minutes later, and even though Taemin pauses at one point to lewdly waggle an eggplant at him and mime thrusting it in and out of his mouth, Jongin has to agree that it probably is the best outcome. - Taemin confirmed for ultimate fuckboy.
Sehun stares at him blankly. “The music,” he says slowly, “Is shit.” - Oh Sehun is more of a shit than any of SM's music ngl.
“You sang to me about how serious you were,” Jongin says. “You can’t rehash old title tracks and expect me to think you’re joking.” - I can actually imagine them using songs like personal jokes... one way to cope with the trauma of terrible lyrics, I guess.
.... Taemin is actually the cutest??? Like he's fuckboy extraordinaire but he's still a sweetheart ;w; and Jongin puts up with his bullshit but because he knows this aaaaaaaahhhhh we share taekai headcanons ily.
(Also who /doesn't/ know the choreo to Gee???? It's like, a kpop rite of passage.)
But yes, I love this, I love you, we still need to write together.
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