LMAO
I have been watching the most ridiculous Christian dogma satires on youtube. Truly, they must be seen to be believed. They're all good, but my favorites are:
Why It Is Okay For Sex To Hurt the Vagina:
featuring quote of the day: "I'm not sure how Jesus feels about licking the clitoris."
Why Homosexuality Is Against God's Will:
featuring quote of the day: "Children are better than AIDS."
Why Gays and Lesbians Are Often Immoral:
featuring quote of the day: "Gay people walk around looking for a willing anus", and also "Of course I can't have sex yet, because I'm not married, but I can feel the breasts, and I'm looking forward to that."
Why Abortion Is Evil:
featuring quote of the day: "I think atheists would eat children. And Jesus is not going to like that."
Why Condoms Don't Offer Real Protection Against STDS:
featuring quote of the day: "Do you want a vagina full of AIDS?"
Why It Is Okay For Sex To Hurt the Vagina:
featuring quote of the day: "I'm not sure how Jesus feels about licking the clitoris."
Click to viewWhy Homosexuality Is Against God's Will:
featuring quote of the day: "Children are better than AIDS."
Why Gays and Lesbians Are Often Immoral:
featuring quote of the day: "Gay people walk around looking for a willing anus", and also "Of course I can't have sex yet, because I'm not married, but I can feel the breasts, and I'm looking forward to that."
Why Abortion Is Evil:
featuring quote of the day: "I think atheists would eat children. And Jesus is not going to like that."
Why Condoms Don't Offer Real Protection Against STDS:
featuring quote of the day: "Do you want a vagina full of AIDS?"