text messages from the cat to saaxton

May 24, 2009 00:56

[12:40am] Sinatra: "Meow mom in bath meow. Meow check on her meow."

[12:41am] Saaxton: "ok"

[12:42am] Sinatra: "Meow jump up on meow bath ledge meow. Water look good meow."
[12:43am] Sinatra: "Meow thirsty meow. Meow lapping water meow mom's bath meow."

[12:44am] Saaxton: "Oh, this isn't going to end well."

[12:45am] Sinatra: "Meow is good meow. Meow get a little meow closer..."
[12:45am] Sinatra: "Meow so goo...MEOW SHIT MEOW! MEOW FALL IN MEOW! MEOW FUCKFUCKFUCK MEOW!!!"
[12:46am] Sinatra: "MEOW ALL WET! MEOW FUCKING MEOW WATER MEOW! jump, run, lick lick lick"

[12:47am] Saaxton: "LMAO"

[12:50am] Milisa: "I'm bloody. Cat is dead."

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