With a little love and some tenderness....
(lyrical profiling... answer each question with a song lyric)
DESCRIBE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD:
"Oh Maria, Maria. She remind me of a West Side Story. Growing up in Spanish Harlem... she living the life just like a movie star....." Maria, Maria ~ Santana and Wycleff Jean
DESCRIBE HOW YOU LOOK:
"Lookin tight, feelin nice -- it's a cockfight. I can tell, I just know how it's going down tonight...." U and Ur Hand ~ Pink
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THE PERSON YOU LIKE:
"I don't have no trouble with you fuckin me, but I have a little problem with you not fuckin me" Baby I Got Your Money ~ ODB feat Kelis
"Something's telling me it might be you... all of my life...." It Might Be You ~ Roberta Flack
"I love how your eyes close whenever you kiss me... and when you're away from me, I love how you miss me. I love the way you always treat me tenderly... but darlin most of all, I love how you love me" I Love How You Love Me ~ Rachel York (I know someone else did it first but Im too lazy to figure out who)
"I got you -- I got you on my mind and it's time to make you see what I want. So I'll just make this a little more obvious; cause I get what I want and I want you to get with me" No Sleep Tonight ~ The Faders
"I got my sights set on you and I'm ready to aim... I have a heart that will never be tamed..... I knew you were something special when you spoke my name. Now I can't wait to see you again..." See You Again ~ Miley Cyrus (shut it)
WHERE DO YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT NOW:
"Down at the Shubert, right next to Times Square. You're sure to have lots of good times there...." (okay, not a real song, but imagine that to the tune of Copacobana and then thank Sarah -- aka Unavailable Unavailable)
DESCRIBE WHAT YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS:
"Count on me through think and thin -- a friendship that will never end. When you are weak I will be strong, helping you to carry on. Call on me I will be there -- don't be afraid. Please believe me when I say, count on.... you can count on me" Count On Me ~ Whitney Houston
"I get by with a little help from my friends" With a Little Help from my Friends ~ Beatles
"You are my strength when I am weak -- you are the treasure that I seek. You are my all in all" You Are My All in All
"Just look back on how far we've come! We made it somehow -- look where we are now. All we've done -- our battles won. We made it somehow -- look where we are now!" Look Where We Are ~ Hoobastank
SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO YOUR BEST FRIENDS RIGHT NOW:
"In the end we can all call our friends -- that's something that I pray is true. In a thousand years and a thousand tears I will find my original crew. Cause to me, there's nowhere else that I'd rather be than right here right at home. And on those long dark drives on the road at night -- in my heart, I feel home." I Feel Home ~ OAR
"So much of me is made of what I learned from you. You'll be with me like a hand print on my heart" For Good ~ Wicked
DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS OF ADVICE:
"If in Heaven you don't excel you can always party down in hell!" Wild Party ~ The Wild Party
"I think about the years I spent just passing through. I'd like to take the time I lost and give it back to you. But you just smile and take my hand -- you've been there, you understand. It's all part of this grander plan that is coming true." Bless the Broken Road ~ Rascall Flatts
WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DOING RIGHT NOW:
"Back to the crib -- show ya where I live -- let's get drunk and forget what we did. I'm'a buy you a drink. I'm'a take you home with me..." Buy U A Drink ~ T-Pain
"I got you pinned up with your fucking limbs up -- all because you liked the way my Benz was rimmed up" Fucking You Tonight ~ Notorious BIG and R. Kelly
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO YOUR ENEMY?
"Take a bow the night is over, this masquerade is getting older" Take a Bow ~ Madonna
"You cannot sedate all the things you hate" Dogma ~ Marilyn Manson
DESCRIBE YOUR LAST BREAKUP:
"So goodbye my friend until we meet again some other day -- I know so much will change. But looking back I can say I wouldn't change a day. I hope you can say the same" Say the Same ~ Hoobastank
"I miss you -- like the desert missed the rain" I Miss You ~ Everything But the Girl
"Someday love will find you, break those chains that bind you. One night will remind you how we touched and went our separate ways" Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) ~ Journey
DESCRIBE HOW YOU FELT ABOUT SCHOOL:
"They tried to make me go to rehab -- I said no, no, no..." Rehab ~ Amy Winehouse
DESCRIBE HOW YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW:
"I hear Jerusalem bells a'ringing. Roman Calvary choirs are singing" Viva la Vida ~ Coldplay
"I feel the angels over me. They're walking by my side. Through every test of life. Through every victory, they are there with me. I feel the angels over me" Angels ~ Mark Condon
DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY:
"I'm so hood, I can't help it. I'm so hood, I can't help it -- love me for being me. Cause I can't change, can't rearrange it. Love me for being me." I'm So Hood ~ 50 Cent
"I told ya, I was trouble... yeah you know, that I'm no good!" I'm No Good ~ Amy Winehouse
"She's a rebel, she's a saint -- she's the salt of the Earth and she's dangerous" She's a Rebel ~ Green Day
"We're holding the key to unlock our destiny -- we were born to lead! We're finally free, no longer following. We were born to lead, we were born to lead." Born to Lead ~ Hoobastank
DESCRIBE YOUR FAMILY:
"You fight about money - about me and my brother. And this I come home to... this is my shelter. It ain't easy growing up in world war three. Never knowing what love could be, you see... I don't want love to destroy me like it has done my family" Family Portrait ~ Pink
"Got my things packed. My favorite pillow. Got my sleeping bag... climbed out the window. And I wonder how long it'll take them to notice that I'm gone. And I wonder how far it'll take me to run away..." Runaway ~ Pink
"It's just a bittersweet symphony this life.... try to make ends meet, you're a slave to money then you die" Bittersweet Symphony ~ The Verve
CLOSING WORDS:
"Love heals when you feel like you can't go on. Love heals -- hold onto love, it'll keep you strong." Love Heals ~ Cast of Rent the Movie
"Someday life will be fairer, need will be rarer and greed will not pay..." Someday (Esmerelda's Prayer) ~ Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"There's only us, there's only this. Give in to love or live in fear. No other path, no other way. No day but today...." Finale B ~ Rent the Musical
DESCRIBE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD:
"Oh Maria, Maria. She remind me of a West Side Story. Growing up in Spanish Harlem... she living the life just like a movie star....." Maria, Maria ~ Santana and Wycleff Jean
DESCRIBE HOW YOU LOOK:
"Lookin tight, feelin nice -- it's a cockfight. I can tell, I just know how it's going down tonight...." U and Ur Hand ~ Pink
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THE PERSON YOU LIKE:
"I don't have no trouble with you fuckin me, but I have a little problem with you not fuckin me" Baby I Got Your Money ~ ODB feat Kelis
"Something's telling me it might be you... all of my life...." It Might Be You ~ Roberta Flack
"I love how your eyes close whenever you kiss me... and when you're away from me, I love how you miss me. I love the way you always treat me tenderly... but darlin most of all, I love how you love me" I Love How You Love Me ~ Rachel York (I know someone else did it first but Im too lazy to figure out who)
"I got you -- I got you on my mind and it's time to make you see what I want. So I'll just make this a little more obvious; cause I get what I want and I want you to get with me" No Sleep Tonight ~ The Faders
"I got my sights set on you and I'm ready to aim... I have a heart that will never be tamed..... I knew you were something special when you spoke my name. Now I can't wait to see you again..." See You Again ~ Miley Cyrus (shut it)
WHERE DO YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT NOW:
"Down at the Shubert, right next to Times Square. You're sure to have lots of good times there...." (okay, not a real song, but imagine that to the tune of Copacobana and then thank Sarah -- aka Unavailable Unavailable)
DESCRIBE WHAT YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS:
"Count on me through think and thin -- a friendship that will never end. When you are weak I will be strong, helping you to carry on. Call on me I will be there -- don't be afraid. Please believe me when I say, count on.... you can count on me" Count On Me ~ Whitney Houston
"I get by with a little help from my friends" With a Little Help from my Friends ~ Beatles
"You are my strength when I am weak -- you are the treasure that I seek. You are my all in all" You Are My All in All
"Just look back on how far we've come! We made it somehow -- look where we are now. All we've done -- our battles won. We made it somehow -- look where we are now!" Look Where We Are ~ Hoobastank
SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO YOUR BEST FRIENDS RIGHT NOW:
"In the end we can all call our friends -- that's something that I pray is true. In a thousand years and a thousand tears I will find my original crew. Cause to me, there's nowhere else that I'd rather be than right here right at home. And on those long dark drives on the road at night -- in my heart, I feel home." I Feel Home ~ OAR
"So much of me is made of what I learned from you. You'll be with me like a hand print on my heart" For Good ~ Wicked
DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS OF ADVICE:
"If in Heaven you don't excel you can always party down in hell!" Wild Party ~ The Wild Party
"I think about the years I spent just passing through. I'd like to take the time I lost and give it back to you. But you just smile and take my hand -- you've been there, you understand. It's all part of this grander plan that is coming true." Bless the Broken Road ~ Rascall Flatts
WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DOING RIGHT NOW:
"Back to the crib -- show ya where I live -- let's get drunk and forget what we did. I'm'a buy you a drink. I'm'a take you home with me..." Buy U A Drink ~ T-Pain
"I got you pinned up with your fucking limbs up -- all because you liked the way my Benz was rimmed up" Fucking You Tonight ~ Notorious BIG and R. Kelly
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO YOUR ENEMY?
"Take a bow the night is over, this masquerade is getting older" Take a Bow ~ Madonna
"You cannot sedate all the things you hate" Dogma ~ Marilyn Manson
DESCRIBE YOUR LAST BREAKUP:
"So goodbye my friend until we meet again some other day -- I know so much will change. But looking back I can say I wouldn't change a day. I hope you can say the same" Say the Same ~ Hoobastank
"I miss you -- like the desert missed the rain" I Miss You ~ Everything But the Girl
"Someday love will find you, break those chains that bind you. One night will remind you how we touched and went our separate ways" Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) ~ Journey
DESCRIBE HOW YOU FELT ABOUT SCHOOL:
"They tried to make me go to rehab -- I said no, no, no..." Rehab ~ Amy Winehouse
DESCRIBE HOW YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW:
"I hear Jerusalem bells a'ringing. Roman Calvary choirs are singing" Viva la Vida ~ Coldplay
"I feel the angels over me. They're walking by my side. Through every test of life. Through every victory, they are there with me. I feel the angels over me" Angels ~ Mark Condon
DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY:
"I'm so hood, I can't help it. I'm so hood, I can't help it -- love me for being me. Cause I can't change, can't rearrange it. Love me for being me." I'm So Hood ~ 50 Cent
"I told ya, I was trouble... yeah you know, that I'm no good!" I'm No Good ~ Amy Winehouse
"She's a rebel, she's a saint -- she's the salt of the Earth and she's dangerous" She's a Rebel ~ Green Day
"We're holding the key to unlock our destiny -- we were born to lead! We're finally free, no longer following. We were born to lead, we were born to lead." Born to Lead ~ Hoobastank
DESCRIBE YOUR FAMILY:
"You fight about money - about me and my brother. And this I come home to... this is my shelter. It ain't easy growing up in world war three. Never knowing what love could be, you see... I don't want love to destroy me like it has done my family" Family Portrait ~ Pink
"Got my things packed. My favorite pillow. Got my sleeping bag... climbed out the window. And I wonder how long it'll take them to notice that I'm gone. And I wonder how far it'll take me to run away..." Runaway ~ Pink
"It's just a bittersweet symphony this life.... try to make ends meet, you're a slave to money then you die" Bittersweet Symphony ~ The Verve
CLOSING WORDS:
"Love heals when you feel like you can't go on. Love heals -- hold onto love, it'll keep you strong." Love Heals ~ Cast of Rent the Movie
"Someday life will be fairer, need will be rarer and greed will not pay..." Someday (Esmerelda's Prayer) ~ Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"There's only us, there's only this. Give in to love or live in fear. No other path, no other way. No day but today...." Finale B ~ Rent the Musical