Galveston!
You should know…
This is not the clean, pure, white, flat-stomached beaches of South Padre,
These are the nitty and the gritty,
The fat and the corpulent.
The aged and the aging.
This does not have the alcohol, the bars, and the sex,
This has the boring breeze, the dismal waves, and the terrible air.
The ruffled hair and the dry feet.
This is not the clean, pure, white, flat-stomached beaches of South Padre,
These are the nitty and the gritty,
The fat and the corpulent.
The aged and the aging.
This does not have the alcohol, the bars, and the sex,
This has the boring breeze, the dismal waves, and the terrible air.
The ruffled hair and the dry feet.