Lots o' quizzes
There is actually nothing to this poste, except quizes, mostly stolen from Sag.
Quiz #1
1. YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name):
Rose Lorne
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side and your favourite candy):
Loretta Spearmint
3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name and first three or four letters of your last name)
E Mass
4. YOUR GAMER TAG (a favourite colour, a favourite animal)
Black Horse
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and city you were born in)
Rose Kirkland-Lake
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first three letters of your last name, last three letters of mother's maiden name, first three letters of your pet's name)
Master Sha
7. JEDI NAME (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards):
Esor Ternuh
8. PORN STAR NAME (first pet's name, the street you grew up on):
Shep Walsh
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favourite colour and the automobile your dad drives)
The Black Half-Ton
10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)
David Sandwhich
Quiz #2!
1. What is your name?
It's a 9 letter word followed by a 5 letter word, and, sometimes, there is a 4 letter word in the middle. It is a pain in the ass when it comes to signing traveller's checks.
2. What color is your bra?
Ahem.... ARE your braS. What kind of girlie quiz is this anyway, that asks ONE bra?
3. Do you straighten your hair everyday?
No, it straightens itself.
4. Do you worry about the size of your boobs?
Why worry? It's not going to change anything
5. Are you the typical girl who's addicted to gossip?
Are typical girls supposed to be?
6. What's your favorite girly magazine?
Uhhhh... Strings magazine? It's the only one I read, sorry
7. Best junk food?
Hummus on anything.
8. Would you kill for chocolate?
No, but in my opinion, anyone who would kill for chocolate needs to start therapy ASAP.
10. Jeans or skirts?:
Jeans. Hello, jeans. Unless it's a long flowing skirt.
11. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?
Do I work at FWHP?
12. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?:
Holy shit no. I do up my fly. Yup, that's it. You can take the girl out of Kirkland Lake, but you can't take the Kirkland Lake out of the girl.
13. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
Do I even remember watching a romantic movie? No? Ok, next question.
14. Would you leave the house without makeup on?:
No way. Everyone knows that I can't go one day without make-up. Lip balm is make-up, right?
15. What's the biggest turn on about guys?
That they're guys and not the same gender as I am?
16. What about the biggest turn off?
Smoking, ones who pretend to be gangsta/thug/rappers
17. Do you consider making out "unladylike"?
It what sense? I'm sure that in the early 18th century, it was rather unbecoming for a lady to do such a thing in public... Although, I like to use the term "woman" and have no interest in being a "lady", so... Yes, it is unladylike but who the hell cares?
18. On a scale of 1-10, how fun is shopping?
Shopping is fun; the results are not.
19. Are you a girly-girl, tomboy, or in the middle?
I'm pretty much a man. I shouldn't even fill out this quiz.
20. Do you think lipgloss is the best?:
Replace "gloss" with "chap" or "balm" and you have yourself an "affirmative".
21. Do you HAVE to have a boyfriend at all times?
Clearly. My my lungs, heart, liver, kidneys and brain would shut down otherwise.
22. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
No, because I don't watch TV. When I do watch shows, it's on my own time because I own them.
23. Do you obsess over your looks?:
In general, I don't care about looking my best, or even good, for that matter, with the exception of performing. THEN I have to check the mirror from all different angles, make sure everything is just perfect, then be sure that I can adjust my hair/clothing without a mirror so that I feel comfortable doing it right before I go on stage, or if something goes weird while I'm on stage, I want to fix it quickly.
24. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?:
About 15 minutes
25.Do you wear sweatpants/pajama pants to school?
Nooooo... I'd feel gross. I also don't want the professor to think that I don't care enough about their course that I'm going to show up in clothes for sleeping in. It's like I'm expecting to fall asleep!
26. Accessories make the outfit; true or false:
True, and it makes me sad that I don't often accessorize.
27. Are you a sucker for skater guys?
No, they don't do anything special for me. The ones who take skating seriously as a sport I am ok with but ones who just dress the part? Uh uh.
28. What kind of guys do you like?
Ones that my Dad will get along with. Not my choice, but it's for the better.
29. Is pink truly the best color in the entire universe?
You can take pink and cram it up your typical gossipy girl ass!
30. Lip gloss a must?:
You asked a similar question earier.
34. Do you take the chance on Halloween to dress like a whore?
No. I'm from Canada, where you wear a snow suit under your Hallowe-en costume.
35. Ever dressed like a whore to impress a guy?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! If I dressed up like a whore, it wouldn't do anything for him, that's for sure!
36. Do you change the way you look to impress a guy?
Hell no! This quiz just gets more and more hilarious!
37. Has a guy ever given you something on Valentines?
No. Well, I think I got a hug one year. It was in kindergarten.
38. Gold or silver?
Silver
39. The guy that you like/love/whatever, what does his name begin with?:
A number.
41. Do you dress up too much for holidays?:
Heavens no. I never dress up too much at all!
42. Do you like wearing dresses?:
Only on two conditions:
1) I love the dress and it's very flattering
2) It is somewhere between the hours of 9:30am and 5:30pm, out of 5-6 days a week, and between the months of May and September.
43. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?:
I'm gonna yack pretty soon on you, stupid quiz.
44. Do you consider yourself to be fashionable?
Why yes, yes I do! I'm using a relatively clean sweater to cover up the streak of rosin I got on my shirt underneath. Oh, and I used blue ink, not black, when I was accidentally writing on my leg today, so it blends in... Sort of...
45. On a scale of 1-10, how much do guys confuse you?
well, either 1 or 10, whichever means "they don't confuse me because I'm a dude too"
47. Do you worry/fuss about your weight?
Nope. The number on the scale means nothing.
48. Do you eat junk food?
once in a blue moon
49. Do you work out?
yup, and you'd never know it!
50. What makeup product could you NOT live without?
lip balm and while I'm on stage, mascara
Quiz #3 (and it's a doosey!)
Time Started: 19:38
Name: It means "Ode to God" and that's all you need to know
Gender: Androgynous
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? Start then get in
2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle? Yeah, in case I forget how to use shampoo.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercials? I might moan if I slip and fall really badly, but not like the people on herbal essenceS commercials.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? Nope
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? My cousins, yes. All three of us at once!
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? Ewwww no! a) warm water while brushing my teeth? b) waste of water c) I don't want to spit on my toes, thank you.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? No, and what's with all the shower questions? Random.
8.) How old do you look? My age?
9.) How old do you act? 90.
10.) What's the last song you heard/sang? Heard: Parts of a Mahler Opera, composed by a computer program after it studied Mahler's works. No, Mahler never finished an opera. Yes, it's very convincing. Sang: Random intervals for aural skills. Boo.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything? The Brandon Freecycle group
12.) What are your plans for the weekend? Big Band Dance on Friday, rehearsal for a musical I might do on Sat. & Sun., recital and a movie on Saturday, Lesson on Sunday, cleaning, homework, oh yeah, and a ton of practicing.
13.) What is your mood at the moment? Relaxed
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? Nope
15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after drinking? WHY? Waste of whiskey!
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? The one who would defect and join the good guys
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut? Yep
18.) Has anyone ever called you a slut? HAHAHAHA funny story... Yes, but not to my face. I had a good laugh at those rumours, anyway.
19). Have you ever smuggled something into Canada? Yup, and I've also been smuggled across the border
20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive? They'd have to be a genius at guitar. If they say they're really good but they suck, totally a turn off. If they know they suck, I can appreciate that.
21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team? Yup, the Wheat Kings
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn? Never. I don't eat it. I tend to choke and then cough for hours when I do.
23). Have you ever turned someone down for a date? Every chance I get!
24.) What's your favorite super-hero? The Incredibles.
25.) Do you have more enemies or more friends? Friends. I can't sleep at night if I've made enemies.
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter? Nope
27.) Can you fix your own car? And if by car you mean feet and bike, then yes
28). Do you like staying up late? Not anymore, no. Then the morning gets wasted and I miss the sunrise!
29.) Are you smarter than your friends? We all have our strenghts
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends? Just time
31.) Have you ever been to jail? Nope
32.) Last thing you bought over 50 dollars? Two new humidifiers for my instruments
33) Do you like the smell of beer? Sometimes. If it's at Rock the Fort, no.
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream? The first but never the latter
35.) Have you ever given to charity? Lots... But they don't understand that I'm poor now!
36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000? I wouldn't even kick a dog for $1,000,000
37.) Do you ever get depressed? Not anymore. Waste of time and it's not fun.
38.) Do you live with your parents? Nope
39.) Do you have plans for your future? Yes. They're very detailed, some of them.
[ ] under 5'4
[ ] 5'4"-5'5"
[ ] 5'5"-5.6"
[ ]'56.5 - 5'7 ''
[x] 5'7" - 6'0
[ ] tall (6'1 and up)
NATURALLY
[ ] blonde
[ ] redhead
[x] brunette
[ ] dirty blonde
[ ] brownish
[x] dark brown
[ ] black
[x] red/light brown
[ ] Don't Know, Dyed Too Much
[ ] blue-eyed
[x] brown-eyed
[ ] black-eyed
[ ] green-eyed
[ ] Hazel-eyed
[ ] gold/gray-eyed
[ ] silver/gray- eyed
[ ] blue/green-eyed
[ ] blue/gray-eyed
[ ] green/gray-eyed
[ ] they change colors
[ ]glasses
[ ] contacts
[x] neither
[ ]Both
[ ] short hair
[ ]medium hair
[x]kinda long hair
Your favorite color(s) are?
[x]red
[ ] khaki
[ ] aqua
[ ] pink
[ ] hot pink
[ ] yellow
[x] black
[ ] green
[ ] lime green
[x] blue
[x] white
[ ] turquoise
[x] silver
[ ] purple
[ ] brown
[ ] orange
[ ] grey
[ ] fuscia
[x] maroon
[ ] gold
[ ] teal
[ ] coral
[ ] clear
[ ] bronze
[ ] I don't really care
[ ] rainbow
[ ] I basically like all colors
[ ] except for yellow. and pink. and purple.
Your personality is sometimes...
[ ] talkative
[x] shy
[x] funny
[x] serious
[x] laid back
[ ]strict
[ ] hyper
[ ] sarcastic
You like listening to:
[ ]pop
[ ] country
[ ] Christian
[x] orchestral/classical
[ ] techno
[x] oldies
[x] opera
[ ] soca
[x]80's
[x] disco
[ ] rap
[x] classic rock
[ ] punk
[ ] pop punk
[x]metal
[ ] reggae
[x] rock
[ ] alt/indie rock
[ ] emo
[ ] foreign rock
[ ] ska
[x] lots of different stuff
[ ] dancehall
The pets you have HAD?
[x] cat
[x] dog
[ ] lizard
[ ] rat
[ ] mouse
[ ] ferret
[ ] bunny
[x] fish
[x] horse
[ ] frog
[ ] hermit crab
[ ] turtle
[x] hamster
[ ] snake
[ ] gerbil
[ ] guinea pig
[ ] pig
[ ] goat
[ ] chinchilla
[ ] tarantula
[ ] geese
[ ] baby chicks
[ ] baby ducklings
[ ] none
[ ] hedgehog
[ ] snail
[ ] piranha
[ ] parrot
[ ] newt
[ ] pigeon
[x]ROCK
[x] Budgie
Your confessions:
[ ] I'm afraid of silence
[x] I am really ticklish
[ ] I'm afraid of the dark
[ ]I've collected comic books
[ ] I sometimes shut out others
[ ] I open up to others TOO easily
[ ] I read the newspaper
[ ] I love Disney movies
[x] a sucker for gorgeous eyes
[x] I am a sucker for gorgeous smile
[ ] I don't kill bugs
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[x] I bake well
[ ] have worn pajamas to class
[ ] I love Martha Stewart
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[x] I am self-conscious
[x] I love to laugh
[ ] I can't swallow pills
[x] I bite my nails
[ ] play computer games when I'm bored
[x] I have gotten lost in the city
[x] I have gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] made out in an elevator
[ ] I have been skydiving
[ ] I have been bungee jumping
[x] I have bitten someone
[ ] I have egged or rolled a house/car/telephone booth.
[x] I have smashed into a car
[ ] I have been fired
[x] I have been skinny dipping
Have you ever...
[x] seen a shooting star
[ ] joke proposed to anyone
[x] gotten stitches
[x] eaten Sushi
[x] gotten the chicken pox
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[x] Been on a cruise ship
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[x] Been on a plane by yourself
[x] had surgery
[x] seen a movie more than 3 times in the theater
[x] been on stage
[x] gotten a black eye
[x] memorized all the dialogue in a movie
[x] watched an entire baseball game
Do you like...
[x] old movies
[x] musicals
[ ] blasting music in your car/or someone else's
[x]foreign foods
[ ]gameboy Pokemon
[ ] Christmas time !!!
[x] animals
[x] coffee
[x] tea
[x] summer
[ ] winter
TWO'S OF EVERY KIND
Two Names You Go By Other than your first: Liz and Beth
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now: Jeans and a sweater
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation: France and Italy
Two favorite animals? Horses and doge
Two Things You Want in a Relationship other than Real Love: Friendship more important than the relationship and fun
Two Reasons you're doing this survey: I'm supposed to be doing aural skills and I'm supposed to be doing theory.
Spell your name without vowels: Htbzl
How many pairs of jeans do you own?: 8
What color(s) do you wear most often?: Black, blue
Last song heard on the radio ? No idea
Are you missing someone right now? Yup
What's for dinner tonight? Veggie dog!
Are you happy with your life right now? Yes (can you tell I had a good practice this afternoon?)
[Do you own a...]
- PS2?: nope
- XBOX?: nope
-xbox 360?: nope
- PSP?: nope
- Gamecube?: nope
- A digital camera? It's in the mail!!!!
Do you shop at stores like Aeropostale and American Eagle: No
How do you make money? By whoring myself out. Please pronounce "whoring" as "hooooooring"
How's the weather?: Cold today, snowed last night, the sunrise was beautiful.
When did you start summer break?: Last year it started around April 21st
Favorite pair of shoes: High tops
Do you own big sunglasses?: They're Oakleys, so they're not pop star huge but they're not tiny either
Do you find yourself attractive?: Nah, I leave that priviledge to Narcissus
what should you be doing right now? Theory and aural skills
Who did you hug today? Shin-Jung!
How many beds did you lay in yesterday? Barely one
Name one thing that you do everyday? Think
What's the color of your bedroom walls? White
How much cash do you have on you right now? $14 in my pocket
What's [are] your favorite sports? horseback riding, kickboxing, biking, boxing, soccer
When was the last time you saw your dad? Christmas Day
What did you have for dinner last night? I actually remember! Beans on rice and broccoli
Look to your left, what do you see? A "This is Fucking Urgent" note taped to my wall from my violin teacher.
Do you have plants in your room? I wish
What's your favorite starbucks drink? Green tea, coffee of any type, NOT LONDON FOGS, Tazo iced tea with passion fruit or apple cider
Recent time you were really upset? When I got back from the holidays and saw that my instruments suffered damages en route and are now in a state of disrepair
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