hhhmmmm
stalking is a lot harder now than i remember it being....
dawn grabriel, where are you?
there's this girl at work who everyone has the hots for...oh god, she's tall and s-e-x-y with blue eyes and heavenly voice. i believe i am 6th in line to bang her.
did i just say "bang?"
in the last 24 hours i've: written 2 slammable poems, written 1 extremely morbid, probably illegal, but incredibly good murder song, cried, cursed, patted myself on the back, ate only mc donald's for breakfast lunch and dinner, had a cat sit on my chest, spent a week's paycheck at pathmark, recorded 7 hours of tv shows i only have 2 hours to watch, touched myself, thought of touching someone else, considered asking someone to marry me, fantasized about kissing a ex and then burying her, smelled my own butt and finally, slept and drooled during a staff development lecture (when i was sitting in the front of the room).
top that.
dawn grabriel, where are you?
there's this girl at work who everyone has the hots for...oh god, she's tall and s-e-x-y with blue eyes and heavenly voice. i believe i am 6th in line to bang her.
did i just say "bang?"
in the last 24 hours i've: written 2 slammable poems, written 1 extremely morbid, probably illegal, but incredibly good murder song, cried, cursed, patted myself on the back, ate only mc donald's for breakfast lunch and dinner, had a cat sit on my chest, spent a week's paycheck at pathmark, recorded 7 hours of tv shows i only have 2 hours to watch, touched myself, thought of touching someone else, considered asking someone to marry me, fantasized about kissing a ex and then burying her, smelled my own butt and finally, slept and drooled during a staff development lecture (when i was sitting in the front of the room).
top that.