God damn DEBBIE!!!!
So, I woke up this morning, early, like I have been as of late. Having nothing pressing or important to do, other than masturbate, I got online. I was greeted by a pleasant surprise. Immediately following that, I got a rather shitty and annoying surprise.
I was shocked/dismayed/pissed to find out that, and this may shock no one, that Diablo 3 is coming out relatively soon, and as I have been waiting with a fever pitch to get my nerdy hands on it, Diablo 3 will be ONLINE ONLY......Mother fucker of all mother fuckers! I've allocated money into building a new computer. Based on specs that I imagined would allow me a rather good run at running D3 and making it all shiny and purty. I would have figured Blizzard, being the money grubbing, virginity ensuring, bastards they are would not want to alienate their audience. Apparently, I was dead fucking wrong.
After the debacle I had to go through just to get Starcraft 2 installed, (let alone play through it) I was hoping to get a reprieve from the company that I've spent so much of my hard earned money on since 1998. This means that I will no longer, unless something changes, be buying Diablo 3. I really hate saying those fucking words. Why Blizzard?!? Why back me into a corner and make me slap you? It's out of love for your time destroying products that I raise my hand in anger. Are you aware Blizzard, that around here, it's customary to be bought dinner and a movie before you intend to fuck my ass?! I guess not.
On a side note, Starcraft 2 is awesome. Love it. But until my new computer is here, I will continue to be the X Box achievement whore that I have been for the last 2 years. Also, my SNES collection is getting pretty respectable. Almost at 20 games. Now working on beating Chrono Trigger for the 3rd time and getting to level 99 with all characters. Who ever heard of a SNES game with 14 fucking endings?! Everyone on the planet should own and play that game. The best sound track of any SNES game, ever. Do yourself a favor, and check it out. Some of Squaresoft's best work.
P.S. Thanks to other parties.
P.P.S FUCK YOU BLIZZARD!!! EAT A WHOLE BOWL FULL OF DICKS!
I was shocked/dismayed/pissed to find out that, and this may shock no one, that Diablo 3 is coming out relatively soon, and as I have been waiting with a fever pitch to get my nerdy hands on it, Diablo 3 will be ONLINE ONLY......Mother fucker of all mother fuckers! I've allocated money into building a new computer. Based on specs that I imagined would allow me a rather good run at running D3 and making it all shiny and purty. I would have figured Blizzard, being the money grubbing, virginity ensuring, bastards they are would not want to alienate their audience. Apparently, I was dead fucking wrong.
After the debacle I had to go through just to get Starcraft 2 installed, (let alone play through it) I was hoping to get a reprieve from the company that I've spent so much of my hard earned money on since 1998. This means that I will no longer, unless something changes, be buying Diablo 3. I really hate saying those fucking words. Why Blizzard?!? Why back me into a corner and make me slap you? It's out of love for your time destroying products that I raise my hand in anger. Are you aware Blizzard, that around here, it's customary to be bought dinner and a movie before you intend to fuck my ass?! I guess not.
On a side note, Starcraft 2 is awesome. Love it. But until my new computer is here, I will continue to be the X Box achievement whore that I have been for the last 2 years. Also, my SNES collection is getting pretty respectable. Almost at 20 games. Now working on beating Chrono Trigger for the 3rd time and getting to level 99 with all characters. Who ever heard of a SNES game with 14 fucking endings?! Everyone on the planet should own and play that game. The best sound track of any SNES game, ever. Do yourself a favor, and check it out. Some of Squaresoft's best work.
P.S. Thanks to other parties.
P.P.S FUCK YOU BLIZZARD!!! EAT A WHOLE BOWL FULL OF DICKS!