MSN Names
Trying to think of funny msn names... comment if you have one... dirty ones are even funnier...
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Life gives me lemons and I just throw them at stupid people.
Life gave me lemons once and I turned around and hissed at them, "WHO THE FUCK GIVES LEMONS? YOU FREAK!!!"
I AM KNOT A DUMB BLONDE!!! IM KNOT KNOT KNOT!!!!!
If I was that stupid I would have lit a match by now! (me: wats the lit match in yur hand?!) SHIT...
My twin thinks being an only child sucks.
Guys are like lava lamps, fun to touch but not very bright.
Hot guys are like hot rods, fun to ride and you show them off to the people you hate.
Guys are a lot like dogs, when they get a bone, they hide it, and get super pissed if you bite it.
All my New Years Resolutions have nothing to do with RESOLVING anything... there all about sex... and we all know things are AVOIDED then.
I am horrible with kids. one day a child came up to me and asked me if he could borrow a quarter to go ride the horsey... they ended up with a gay hooker.
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OK... now I am too tired and bored to really give a damn. someone help.
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Life gives me lemons and I just throw them at stupid people.
Life gave me lemons once and I turned around and hissed at them, "WHO THE FUCK GIVES LEMONS? YOU FREAK!!!"
I AM KNOT A DUMB BLONDE!!! IM KNOT KNOT KNOT!!!!!
If I was that stupid I would have lit a match by now! (me: wats the lit match in yur hand?!) SHIT...
My twin thinks being an only child sucks.
Guys are like lava lamps, fun to touch but not very bright.
Hot guys are like hot rods, fun to ride and you show them off to the people you hate.
Guys are a lot like dogs, when they get a bone, they hide it, and get super pissed if you bite it.
All my New Years Resolutions have nothing to do with RESOLVING anything... there all about sex... and we all know things are AVOIDED then.
I am horrible with kids. one day a child came up to me and asked me if he could borrow a quarter to go ride the horsey... they ended up with a gay hooker.
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OK... now I am too tired and bored to really give a damn. someone help.