What My Clone Doesn't Want You to Read

Feb 23, 2010 05:41

So what is the greatest threat facing the human race in the 21st century? ... Aside from zombies? That's right - clones!

Anticipating this new trend of humorless vat-spawn seeking to usurp the privileged position in life held by the non-genetically-engineered, the fabulous tdj has recently written what will become known as the definitive guide to anti-doppelganger defense, How to Defeat Your Own Clone - And Other Tips for Surviving the Biotech Revolution! Currently available on Amazon, for those with both the will and the credit card balance to stand as bulwarks against the ravening monozygotic armies.

On the other hand, I bet those clones would think twice about messing with us were we to in fact have an unstoppable army of zombies. It's an environmentally safe solution with only a minimal risk of losing control and having them turn on us in a godawful irony of fate. In which case, tdj could just write another book!
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