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seeing as i haven't updated in a while, i'm going to update...
- jenna is probably coming down for easter, which is great. i won't need to hang myself when my family shows up then. :) so instead we can hide out in my room and be anti-social pricks together.
- scott goes to europe for over a week on friday, which means i get that entire time of not listening to his pissing and moaning about everythingggggg. if he knew that i knew he cheated on his wife, i wouldn't be saying shit to me. i could "accidently" let it slip when she calls, i do know what she sounds like on the phone since she calls 50 times a day. "hello, is scott there?" "yeah, he cheated on you with sandy. she used to work in the deli here, give me a second i'll go get him." thank god for unions.
- i love beck and chris pretty much more than life itself. best friends in the world ever. EVER.
- i miss my red team like crazy. i also miss all of my other hartwick kids. it even makes me weep sometimes.
- my mom is the coolest lady ever. last night, we made up a crew for all of pissers and moaners at work [officially known as the PMC]. we caused a ruckus at the supermarket, then my mom proceeded to call this girl [she used to work at stop&shop and now works at a&p] a cock tease loud enough for her to hear [and people wonder where i get my shit talking skills from]. today, she tells me that i should thank her for my love of music, because as a baby she used to watch hours of mtv with me, because we both loved it. so i thanked her and i think she finally realised why i blow so much money on music, because she's to blame. oh did i mention she bought me jew slices? because she did. so basically the past two days have been my mom and i cracking the fuck up over inside jokes and the two of us being assholes. plus, she keeps walking around the house saying "i wish i knew how to quit you" comeplete with cowboy accent. i love that old broad so much.
- my birthday is only 2 weeks away from tomorrow. yay! maybe i'll enact my eye patch plan for my birthday, because who's honestly going to be a prick to me on my birthday? no one. that's right.
- i don't think anything else interesting has happened. its been work, work, pub, club, sleep. but leave out the pub and club part and insert trips to lodi and rocking out. so it would be like work, work, lodi, rocking out, sleep. yeah, that sounds about right. that is my life.
-maybe i'll update again soon.
that is all.
- jenna is probably coming down for easter, which is great. i won't need to hang myself when my family shows up then. :) so instead we can hide out in my room and be anti-social pricks together.
- scott goes to europe for over a week on friday, which means i get that entire time of not listening to his pissing and moaning about everythingggggg. if he knew that i knew he cheated on his wife, i wouldn't be saying shit to me. i could "accidently" let it slip when she calls, i do know what she sounds like on the phone since she calls 50 times a day. "hello, is scott there?" "yeah, he cheated on you with sandy. she used to work in the deli here, give me a second i'll go get him." thank god for unions.
- i love beck and chris pretty much more than life itself. best friends in the world ever. EVER.
- i miss my red team like crazy. i also miss all of my other hartwick kids. it even makes me weep sometimes.
- my mom is the coolest lady ever. last night, we made up a crew for all of pissers and moaners at work [officially known as the PMC]. we caused a ruckus at the supermarket, then my mom proceeded to call this girl [she used to work at stop&shop and now works at a&p] a cock tease loud enough for her to hear [and people wonder where i get my shit talking skills from]. today, she tells me that i should thank her for my love of music, because as a baby she used to watch hours of mtv with me, because we both loved it. so i thanked her and i think she finally realised why i blow so much money on music, because she's to blame. oh did i mention she bought me jew slices? because she did. so basically the past two days have been my mom and i cracking the fuck up over inside jokes and the two of us being assholes. plus, she keeps walking around the house saying "i wish i knew how to quit you" comeplete with cowboy accent. i love that old broad so much.
- my birthday is only 2 weeks away from tomorrow. yay! maybe i'll enact my eye patch plan for my birthday, because who's honestly going to be a prick to me on my birthday? no one. that's right.
- i don't think anything else interesting has happened. its been work, work, pub, club, sleep. but leave out the pub and club part and insert trips to lodi and rocking out. so it would be like work, work, lodi, rocking out, sleep. yeah, that sounds about right. that is my life.
-maybe i'll update again soon.
that is all.