OBJECTION! YOUR MOTHER.
FINISHED PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE ATTORNEY. FINALLY. JESUS. for how many hours a day i actually spent playing the game, it took me WAY TOO FUCKING LONG but god i want the next one and i cant get it right now D:
so lets see. phoenix started out as an adorable retard but by the end of the game he was making me feel fucking stupid. in the first half he's all 'DURR EVIDENCE WHAT DO I DO?!' and im practically yelling at my ds. 'RIGHT FUCKING THERE, PHOENIX. THE TIME. OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GRADUATE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LET ALONE LAW SCHOOL?!' but then by the last case he's all 'OBVIOUS CONTRADICTION LET ME SHOW YOU' and i'm all 'D: where phoenix show me i don't know'
had to pull a lot of 'save, present evidence, oh i fucked up, let me restart and try every other piece because i have no idea D:' LIKE I SAID, ADVENTURE/PUZZLE SOLVING GAMES ARE NOT MY FORTE.
miles edgeworth will forever be Edgey McEmoBangs to me.
speaking of. sorry. don't ship them. not in anything except for a deep platonic rival-friendship that they'll never admit. atleast edgey mcemobangs won't. cause he's edgeymcemobangs. and phoenix'll get distracted by something shiny before he can wear him down.
I LOVE FLASHING THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY BADGE TO EVERYONE BY THE WAY.
gumshoe on the other hand, has the biggest dirty girl crush EVER on edgey mcemobangs oh my god it is so adorable. gumshoe is like a giant puppy i just want to hug him. ilu gumshoe.
von karma scares the holy living fuck out of me.
and is gant awesome and terrifying or is gant awesome and terrifying? i don't quite get the 'LOL GANT WILL RAEP U' business, to me it seems more 'LOL GANT WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU DID WHILE LAUGHING AND CLAPPING HIS HANDS AND GIVING YOU DEMEANING NICKNAMES'
also, <3 jake marshall.
um, what else... tv tropes is incredibly distracting.
and everything in the world officially needs at least one phoenix wright crossover and/or parody.
also, have this. it is a damn catchy song.
thank you.
so lets see. phoenix started out as an adorable retard but by the end of the game he was making me feel fucking stupid. in the first half he's all 'DURR EVIDENCE WHAT DO I DO?!' and im practically yelling at my ds. 'RIGHT FUCKING THERE, PHOENIX. THE TIME. OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GRADUATE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LET ALONE LAW SCHOOL?!' but then by the last case he's all 'OBVIOUS CONTRADICTION LET ME SHOW YOU' and i'm all 'D: where phoenix show me i don't know'
had to pull a lot of 'save, present evidence, oh i fucked up, let me restart and try every other piece because i have no idea D:' LIKE I SAID, ADVENTURE/PUZZLE SOLVING GAMES ARE NOT MY FORTE.
miles edgeworth will forever be Edgey McEmoBangs to me.
speaking of. sorry. don't ship them. not in anything except for a deep platonic rival-friendship that they'll never admit. atleast edgey mcemobangs won't. cause he's edgeymcemobangs. and phoenix'll get distracted by something shiny before he can wear him down.
I LOVE FLASHING THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY BADGE TO EVERYONE BY THE WAY.
gumshoe on the other hand, has the biggest dirty girl crush EVER on edgey mcemobangs oh my god it is so adorable. gumshoe is like a giant puppy i just want to hug him. ilu gumshoe.
von karma scares the holy living fuck out of me.
and is gant awesome and terrifying or is gant awesome and terrifying? i don't quite get the 'LOL GANT WILL RAEP U' business, to me it seems more 'LOL GANT WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU DID WHILE LAUGHING AND CLAPPING HIS HANDS AND GIVING YOU DEMEANING NICKNAMES'
also, <3 jake marshall.
um, what else... tv tropes is incredibly distracting.
and everything in the world officially needs at least one phoenix wright crossover and/or parody.
also, have this. it is a damn catchy song.
thank you.