I had so much fun I decided to do it again. It's filler but I love this episode! SasuNaru squee~
Is it a coincidence that the bonds movie came on video last week? I think not!
Sakura states the obvious for those of us who were in a coma or who hate filler episodes and were just checking to see if they stopped. They are, btw,having a powow in one of captian scaryface's Lincoln loghouses. Which makes me think he'll get rich building them for Konoha's homeless real soon.
Cut to Kabuto flying through the woods-and he's looking mighty fine considering all the action gone around him. The three very ugly stooges are following him and being none too quiet. I like this scene-Kabuto would be interesting on the toliet-but he's especially interesting when he's plotting. Stooges are high on his soldier pills/crack jutsu (JUST SAY NO)and are very dumb. They'd easily give away their location to even the blindest shinobi ever-Morons! Even Itachi can see you! And he's dead! (Sob) Kabuto doesn't care, he just wants to get the mission done so he can go back to his Oro-honey. His minions are very expendable pawns, he thinks to himself.
Back to Team Konoha, they're discussing Jimminy and Pinnochio's disappearance into the whale-I mean, Guren San's and Naruto getting chowed down by a jinchuuriki. Little creepy kid says the gift Guren gave him crystalized/flower/power! is okay so she's just dandy. Naruto, Kakashi fears, might be chowder anyway. So they're all off to catch the whale, tortise monster, King Koopa, 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Intro and Sasunaru opening-marketing genius
Team Konoha is splitting up, but Shino gives everyone last words of warning-why not a buggy cheer with all the letters spelled out? "We'll come out of the trees, and give'm fleas, they'll never knew what hit 'em, cause we're ninja's on ritalin, we always do our best, just avoid the Uchihacest, we're cool, we're fine, we can swing without a vine, as long as Naruto's here, otherwise kicked will be our rears, but other than that, we're all that, so look out bad guys, messing with us ain't wise, we're the heroes of this tale, like Shikamaru don't care if we fail, but that's all right, we'll still keep on fiiiighting! Konoha rules, the rest are tools! Gooooooooooooooooooooo Team!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Someone shoots Shino.
Okay, not really.
TBC tomorrow