Killer Snow-Zombie Creatures From Neptune Vs. the Easter bunny. By James Lindland Fred: OH NO! I CAN’T SWIM! Becky: OH NO HE CAN’T SWIM! Freddie: OH NO I LEFT MY OVEN ON! Announcer: This is the house of wax there is only one way to live…DANGEROUSLY only the sun god is the one with the hair. Thomas: Hey Jane, how do you like my hat? Jane: I can’t believe you spent all your collage money on a HAT! Thomas: But it’s a really cool hat. Jane: I guess your right. Scene Two Announcer: This is the other house, there’s a ghost in it. Ghost: OW! I am a the ghost! Other ghost: BOO! September 28, 2005
Announcer: Who was this man? He had a fez on and really good teeth. I mean REALLY good teeth. Super amazing happy fun time teeth. Potato-man: I am now on the moon. Other guy: So am I but I’m not as important as Jams. Potato-man: You got that right Dinosaur comes out of the sky and kills other guy. Potato-man: NOOOO! Dinosaur: hahahahaaha! I am a dinosaur! Potato-man: I will beet you up for that, T-rex! Dinosaur: okay. Fight scene between Potato-man and the dinosaur here. Potato-man wins battle by ripping out the t-rex’s heart out with his bare hands Announcer: This was when I met my Aunt Ester, she tried to kill my wife and me but I narrowly averted it. Potato-man: Honey! I’m home! Potato-man Wife: So am I! A Brontosaurus breaks through the roof and smashes the house. Announcer: OH DIZZAME! Part Two. Dayne: you don’t even know, Ben. Ben: your ugly. Dayne: So was Elvis before I used my RAY OF DESTRUCTION! Ben: oh…okay. Dayne: I am not Dayne, Ben; I am WONG-TONN KING OF THE JUNGLE! 9/30/05 Dayne jumps out of window, and a robot walk onto set. Robot: Beep Bo Boo Beep. Ben: OH MY GOD IT’S A ROBOT! Robot: I am not a robot at all. Ben: then what are you? Robot: I’m your fairy godmother! Ben: will you help me get to the fancy ball? Robot: I have some dresses for you and I have some money for you and I have some pumpkins that I can turn into a car for you to have. Ben: YAY! I am happy! Robot: but it will only last until 12:02 Ben: OH DIZZAME! James walks onto set. Audience cheers women through there money on stage. James: What’s up Ben? What’s up killer space robot that tricks people into thinking you’re a fairy and then eats there mind? Ben: nothing. Robot: Nothing. James: ah…okay bye. Part Three. Horse: I AM A HORSE! Horse 2: I AM ALSO A HORSE. Horse: WE AS A COLLECTIVE ARE BOTH HORSES. Horse 2: YES, LET US RUN AROUND IN A MANNER THAT HORSES DO Part Four. Science lab place, Brandon is working on some sort of an experiment. Brandon: At last after years of work, my super serum is complete now if I drink it I will have super powers or something. 10/4/05 Today I am spending all my time on my report. 10/6/05 Once again I am working on my labor daybor papor. 10/5/05
Brandon: I will now drink the super potion. Criminal: I am committing a crime. Brandon: which crime? Criminal: The crime of stealing from you. Brandon: Stealing is bad, and not cool. Criminal: Oh. Beat. Criminal punches Brandon and takes super potion. Criminal runs towards horses. Horse: I AM A HORSE Horse 2: AS AM I. Criminal: I need to hide, the police are coming. Horse: HORSE NOISE Criminal: I got it I’ll ride one of these horses to my secret hide out. Horse 1 opens up to revel a policeman. Policeman: I am a policeman, you are busted, son. Criminal: OH NO! Horse 2 opens up to revel alien. Alien: Beep. Policeman: You’re under arrests too.
Part Four. Dyane: It’s a shame Ben was murdered by a robot. Ghost comes out of shadows. Ghost: I am a ghost! Dayne: OH NO! I HAE FEARED THIS DAY WOULD COME THAT THE GHOST OF BEN WOULD COME BACK FROM BEOND THE GRAVE TO TAKE MY SOUL! Ghost: No I’m here to sell bicycles. Dayne: oh. Ghost: AND TAKE YOUR SOUL! Dayne: NOOOOO! Farmer: Why am I here? Part Four. Announcer: Now the farmer was an old man. With a bicycle. A bicycle and a Dream, a really weird dream with animals and hats. Farmer: When I go to sleep tonight I sure hope my dreams don’t involve animals or hats. Horse with a funny hat walks on stage. Farmer: NOOOO! Horse: I AM A HORSE. OBSERVE MY FUNNY HAT. Farmer runs of stage crying. Captain moustache: Hey there horse! Horse: HELLO CAPTAIN MOUSTACHE. Captain moustache: How are you today? Horse: I am- Horse falls down. Captain moustache: NOOO! MY ONE TRUE FRIEND THE HORSE IS DEAD! Horse: APRIL FOOLS. Captain moustache: You got me! Horse: LETS GET SOME ICED CREAM. Part 5.7 Bad guy: Now my evil plans of destroying the world will work, this time they will. Captain Moustache: Not so fast villain! Bad guy: WHAT?!? How did you find my secret evil hide-out that nobody knows about but know you know about it so now somebody knows about it and now I am angry that you found it because it was a lot cooler to say “my secret hideout that nobody knows about” then “my secret hideout that somebody knows about” Captain moustache: Whatever. Your going to the jailhouse, which is a place where criminals go, and you my friend are a criminal because trying to take over the world is a crime and a crime like that must be punished, so your going to jail. Part Si-FIVE AHAHAHAH Doctor: YOU HAVE CANCER OH MY GOD! Man-in-a-funny-costume: OH NO! Doctor: Sorry. You do. Have to go to the cancer house. MIFC: OH NO! Doctor: would you like a lollipop? MIFC: Yes. Part Sinks Horse: OH NO MY BABY! Horse 2: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BABY? Horse: I NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO IT. Horse: OH…I AM VERY SORRY THAT YOU DIDN’T HAVE A CHILD. Horse: THAT’S OKAY; I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PREGNANT ANYWAY FOR ME TO HAVE A BABY. Horse2: AREN’T YOU A MAN HORSE? Farmer walks on stage. Farmer: I am the farmer I have come back from behind the stage where I was crying. Horse: WHY WHERE YOU CRYING? Farmer: because my one true love, Judith has gone and run away. Horse: OH NO! Horse2: WHAT IS. Beat Horse2: IT? Horse: THERES A PUPPET, OVER THERE. Puppet: I am a puppet. I AM a puppet. 10/17/05 Horse2: OH NO! NOT A PUPPET! Farmer: Relax horses, it’s just a ghost that wants to kill you and take all your money and sell your organs on ebay after he takes your money, then after he take your wallet he will sell your organs on ebay, right after he takes your wallet. So the order of things is kill you, take your wallet and sell your organs on ebay, not in a different order, just the order of events that I stated. Horse: I DON’T WANT THE GHOST TO TAKE MY ORGANS AND SELL MY WALLET ON EBAY. Farmer: No! He’s going to take your wallet and sell your organs on ebay. Horse2: WHAT A RELIFE. Captain moustache: I have returned! Farmer: thank god! Will you beat up this ghost for me? Captain moustache: sure thing! Farmer: also could you take his wallet, and we can share the money. Captain Moustache: Sure thing! Fight scene with ghost and captain moustache goes here. Captain Moustache wins fight. Announcer: and that my son, is how we won World War Two. Part Steven Man at typewriter: I am a writer I am writing a play. I am getting bored. Ghost2: I am the other ghost that didn’t get beat up by captain moustache. Mat: I see. Ghost: I have some sort of magic machine to use to save the world from the scientist man with a gun. Mat: okay.
10/24/05 Ghost: BOOO! Mat: OH NO IT’S A VERY SCARY GHOST! Party Eight. Announcer: so there are some people over there and they are going to sing a song. Music plays. Really bad singing follows. Thomas: I lost my baaaby! It fell out of my hands and off the bridge! Dyane: I KNOOOOW ITS NOT REAL! Ghost: everyone’s always asking me ‘how can I get soft smooth silky skin’ Ghost2: and what we say-ay is that its they way planned it. Desk lamp puppet: I KNOW THIS IS REAL! Dyane: NONE OF THIS IS REAL! Potato-man: I was walking down the avenue and that’s when I saw you… Brandon: baby…GET IN MY CAR! Potato-man: but I found out you where a killer cyborg and I didn’t want you in my car! Brandon: GET OUT OF MY CAR! (Beet) Ben: one day…all my dreams…WILL COME TRUE! Part Five Potato-man’s wife: HELP! Captain moustache, thank god you’re here my husband is being beat up by an alien and a robot in a dress! Captain moustache: I’ll do it! Because that’s what I do. Alien and robot are kicking potato-man Captain moustache: Stop there, fiends! Your days of kicking people dressed up like vegetables are over! Robot: That’s what you think! Alien: beep. Captain moustache: uuhh…okay. X-rapper: YO ‘SUP I AM X-RAPPER PART PEOPLE IN THE PLACE TO BE WE BE CHILLING IN THIS GANGSTER HOOD AW, YEAH EAST SIDE! Captain Moustache: Have you come here to help me fight these cretins, X-rapper? X-rapper: FO’ SHO’ MOUSTIZZLE WE BUST A CAP ALL UP IN THERE! Captain moustache and X-rapper beat up robot and alien. The x-rapper starts rapping. X-rapper: YO! I JUST BEAT UP AN ALIEN AND A ROBOT WITH THE HELP OF MY FRIEND CAPTAIN MOUSTACHE, WE BE CHILLIN’ IN DA HOOD EATING HASH beat BROWNS! Captain Moustache: Yeah for sure gangster rapper, g. X-rapper: PEOPLE SAY MY GOLD CHAINS ARE WILD, BUT THA’S JUS MY STYLE. Captain Moustache: I got some facial hair, and I’m tougher than a grizzly bear. X-rapper: YO, PEACE OUT, DOOAWG! Part Five. Farmer: Howdy horses, how are you today! Horse: I AM FEELING VERY GOOD. Horse2: I AM ALSO FEELING VERT GOOD. Farmer Glad to hear it. Horse: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! Farmer: Really, is that so? Hose2: VOTE FOR HORSE! 10/27/05 Farmer: Which Horse? Horse: ME, I AM THE HORSE YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR! Farmer: hmmm…I’m afraid some people are going to mistake you for some other horse, you should think up a name for your self other than horse. Horse: HOW ABOUT JOHN CLEMENS? Farmer: I don’t know… Horse2: HOW ABOUT BATMAN? Farmer: no… Horse: I GOT IT I’LL RUN UNDER THE ALIES “LEMON FICTION” Farmer: I like it! Horse: GET READY, WHATEVER COUNTY WE’RE IN HORSE..I MEAN LEMON FICTION IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! Part Nine Hitlerbot sits in room three goldfish on pedestals are behind him. Hitlerbot: Oh, great goldfish, what am I supposed to do today? Goldfish all speak in different tones, first one speaks in a higher voice, middle speaks some what normal, and last one is in a deep bass voice. GF1: You should try to destroy the world. Hitlerbot: How? GF2: We have let this bad guy out of prison… GF3: and this Criminal, GF1: And this robot Alien: Beep. GF2: oh yeah him too. Bad guy: My number one job will be to make sure that no…not even captain moustache will stop us. Criminal: My job will be to steal things from scientist so we can use the technology for evil. Robot: I will use the stuff stolen from scientist to make a death ray we can shoot at the moon. Alien: beep. Hitlerbot: Excellent! Lets get right to work… after ice cream. Musical number: while villains are singing they are holding ice cream cones. We’re bad, bad people,
By James Lindland
Fred: OH NO! I CAN’T SWIM!
Becky: OH NO HE CAN’T SWIM!
Freddie: OH NO I LEFT MY OVEN ON!
Announcer: This is the house of wax there is only one way to live…DANGEROUSLY only the sun god is the one with the hair.
Thomas: Hey Jane, how do you like my hat?
Jane: I can’t believe you spent all your collage money on a HAT!
Thomas: But it’s a really cool hat.
Jane: I guess your right.
Scene Two
Announcer: This is the other house, there’s a ghost in it.
Ghost: OW! I am a the ghost!
Other ghost: BOO!
September 28, 2005
Announcer: Who was this man? He had a fez on and really good teeth. I mean REALLY good teeth. Super amazing happy fun time teeth.
Potato-man: I am now on the moon.
Other guy: So am I but I’m not as important as Jams.
Potato-man: You got that right
Dinosaur comes out of the sky and kills other guy.
Potato-man: NOOOO!
Dinosaur: hahahahaaha! I am a dinosaur!
Potato-man: I will beet you up for that, T-rex!
Dinosaur: okay.
Fight scene between Potato-man and the dinosaur here. Potato-man wins battle by ripping out the t-rex’s heart out with his bare hands
Announcer: This was when I met my Aunt Ester, she tried to kill my wife and me but I narrowly averted it.
Potato-man: Honey! I’m home!
Potato-man Wife: So am I!
A Brontosaurus breaks through the roof and smashes the house.
Announcer: OH DIZZAME!
Part Two.
Dayne: you don’t even know, Ben.
Ben: your ugly.
Dayne: So was Elvis before I used my RAY OF DESTRUCTION!
Ben: oh…okay.
Dayne: I am not Dayne, Ben; I am WONG-TONN KING OF THE JUNGLE!
9/30/05
Dayne jumps out of window, and a robot walk onto set.
Robot: Beep Bo Boo Beep.
Ben: OH MY GOD IT’S A ROBOT!
Robot: I am not a robot at all.
Ben: then what are you?
Robot: I’m your fairy godmother!
Ben: will you help me get to the fancy ball?
Robot: I have some dresses for you and I have some money for you and I have some pumpkins that I can turn into a car for you to have.
Ben: YAY! I am happy!
Robot: but it will only last until 12:02
Ben: OH DIZZAME!
James walks onto set. Audience cheers women through there money on stage.
James: What’s up Ben? What’s up killer space robot that tricks people into thinking you’re a fairy and then eats there mind?
Ben: nothing.
Robot: Nothing.
James: ah…okay bye.
Part Three.
Horse: I AM A HORSE!
Horse 2: I AM ALSO A HORSE.
Horse: WE AS A COLLECTIVE ARE BOTH HORSES.
Horse 2: YES, LET US RUN AROUND IN A MANNER THAT HORSES DO
Part Four.
Science lab place, Brandon is working on some sort of an experiment.
Brandon: At last after years of work, my super serum is complete now if I drink it I will have super powers or something.
10/4/05
Today I am spending all my time on my report.
10/6/05
Once again I am working on my labor daybor papor.
10/5/05
Brandon: I will now drink the super potion.
Criminal: I am committing a crime.
Brandon: which crime?
Criminal: The crime of stealing from you.
Brandon: Stealing is bad, and not cool.
Criminal: Oh.
Beat.
Criminal punches Brandon and takes super potion.
Criminal runs towards horses.
Horse: I AM A HORSE
Horse 2: AS AM I.
Criminal: I need to hide, the police are coming.
Horse: HORSE NOISE
Criminal: I got it I’ll ride one of these horses to my secret hide out.
Horse 1 opens up to revel a policeman.
Policeman: I am a policeman, you are busted, son.
Criminal: OH NO!
Horse 2 opens up to revel alien.
Alien: Beep.
Policeman: You’re under arrests too.
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Dyane: It’s a shame Ben was murdered by a robot.
Ghost comes out of shadows.
Ghost: I am a ghost!
Dayne: OH NO! I HAE FEARED THIS DAY WOULD COME THAT THE GHOST OF BEN WOULD COME BACK FROM BEOND THE GRAVE TO TAKE MY SOUL!
Ghost: No I’m here to sell bicycles.
Dayne: oh.
Ghost: AND TAKE YOUR SOUL!
Dayne: NOOOOO!
Farmer: Why am I here?
Part Four.
Announcer: Now the farmer was an old man. With a bicycle. A bicycle and a
Dream, a really weird dream with animals and hats.
Farmer: When I go to sleep tonight I sure hope my dreams don’t involve animals or hats.
Horse with a funny hat walks on stage.
Farmer: NOOOO!
Horse: I AM A HORSE. OBSERVE MY FUNNY HAT.
Farmer runs of stage crying.
Captain moustache: Hey there horse!
Horse: HELLO CAPTAIN MOUSTACHE.
Captain moustache: How are you today?
Horse: I am-
Horse falls down.
Captain moustache: NOOO! MY ONE TRUE FRIEND THE HORSE IS DEAD!
Horse: APRIL FOOLS.
Captain moustache: You got me!
Horse: LETS GET SOME ICED CREAM.
Part 5.7
Bad guy: Now my evil plans of destroying the world will work, this time they will.
Captain Moustache: Not so fast villain!
Bad guy: WHAT?!? How did you find my secret evil hide-out that nobody knows about but know you know about it so now somebody knows about it and now I am angry that you found it because it was a lot cooler to say “my secret hideout that nobody knows about” then “my secret hideout that somebody knows about”
Captain moustache: Whatever. Your going to the jailhouse, which is a place where criminals go, and you my friend are a criminal because trying to take over the world is a crime and a crime like that must be punished, so your going to jail.
Part Si-FIVE AHAHAHAH
Doctor: YOU HAVE CANCER OH MY GOD!
Man-in-a-funny-costume: OH NO!
Doctor: Sorry. You do. Have to go to the cancer house.
MIFC: OH NO!
Doctor: would you like a lollipop?
MIFC: Yes.
Part Sinks
Horse: OH NO MY BABY!
Horse 2: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BABY?
Horse: I NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO IT.
Horse: OH…I AM VERY SORRY THAT YOU DIDN’T HAVE A CHILD.
Horse: THAT’S OKAY; I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PREGNANT ANYWAY FOR ME TO HAVE A BABY.
Horse2: AREN’T YOU A MAN HORSE?
Farmer walks on stage.
Farmer: I am the farmer I have come back from behind the stage where I was crying.
Horse: WHY WHERE YOU CRYING?
Farmer: because my one true love, Judith has gone and run away.
Horse: OH NO!
Horse2: WHAT IS.
Beat
Horse2: IT?
Horse: THERES A PUPPET, OVER THERE.
Puppet: I am a puppet. I AM a puppet.
10/17/05
Horse2: OH NO! NOT A PUPPET!
Farmer: Relax horses, it’s just a ghost that wants to kill you and take all your money and sell your organs on ebay after he takes your money, then after he take your wallet he will sell your organs on ebay, right after he takes your wallet. So the order of things is kill you, take your wallet and sell your organs on ebay, not in a different order, just the order of events that I stated.
Horse: I DON’T WANT THE GHOST TO TAKE MY ORGANS AND SELL MY WALLET ON EBAY.
Farmer: No! He’s going to take your wallet and sell your organs on ebay.
Horse2: WHAT A RELIFE.
Captain moustache: I have returned!
Farmer: thank god! Will you beat up this ghost for me?
Captain moustache: sure thing!
Farmer: also could you take his wallet, and we can share the money.
Captain Moustache: Sure thing!
Fight scene with ghost and captain moustache goes here. Captain Moustache wins fight.
Announcer: and that my son, is how we won World War Two.
Part Steven
Man at typewriter: I am a writer I am writing a play. I am getting bored.
Ghost2: I am the other ghost that didn’t get beat up by captain moustache.
Mat: I see.
Ghost: I have some sort of magic machine to use to save the world from the scientist man with a gun.
Mat: okay.
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i like the part with brandon creating a potion and the criminal takes it
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Ghost: BOOO!
Mat: OH NO IT’S A VERY SCARY GHOST!
Party Eight.
Announcer: so there are some people over there and they are going to sing a song.
Music plays. Really bad singing follows.
Thomas: I lost my baaaby! It fell out of my hands and off the bridge!
Dyane: I KNOOOOW ITS NOT REAL!
Ghost: everyone’s always asking me ‘how can I get soft smooth silky skin’
Ghost2: and what we say-ay is that its they way planned it.
Desk lamp puppet: I KNOW THIS IS REAL!
Dyane: NONE OF THIS IS REAL!
Potato-man: I was walking down the avenue and that’s when I saw you…
Brandon: baby…GET IN MY CAR!
Potato-man: but I found out you where a killer cyborg and I didn’t want you in my car!
Brandon: GET OUT OF MY CAR!
(Beet)
Ben: one day…all my dreams…WILL COME TRUE!
Part Five
Potato-man’s wife: HELP! Captain moustache, thank god you’re here my husband is being beat up by an alien and a robot in a dress!
Captain moustache: I’ll do it! Because that’s what I do.
Alien and robot are kicking potato-man
Captain moustache: Stop there, fiends! Your days of kicking people dressed up like vegetables are over!
Robot: That’s what you think!
Alien: beep.
Captain moustache: uuhh…okay.
X-rapper: YO ‘SUP I AM X-RAPPER PART PEOPLE IN THE PLACE TO BE WE BE CHILLING IN THIS GANGSTER HOOD AW, YEAH EAST SIDE!
Captain Moustache: Have you come here to help me fight these cretins, X-rapper?
X-rapper: FO’ SHO’ MOUSTIZZLE WE BUST A CAP ALL UP IN THERE!
Captain moustache and X-rapper beat up robot and alien. The x-rapper starts rapping.
X-rapper: YO! I JUST BEAT UP AN ALIEN AND A ROBOT WITH THE HELP OF MY FRIEND CAPTAIN MOUSTACHE, WE BE CHILLIN’ IN DA HOOD EATING HASH beat BROWNS!
Captain Moustache: Yeah for sure gangster rapper, g.
X-rapper: PEOPLE SAY MY GOLD CHAINS ARE WILD, BUT THA’S JUS MY STYLE.
Captain Moustache: I got some facial hair, and I’m tougher than a grizzly bear.
X-rapper: YO, PEACE OUT, DOOAWG!
Part Five.
Farmer: Howdy horses, how are you today!
Horse: I AM FEELING VERY GOOD.
Horse2: I AM ALSO FEELING VERT GOOD.
Farmer Glad to hear it.
Horse: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!
Farmer: Really, is that so?
Hose2: VOTE FOR HORSE!
10/27/05
Farmer: Which Horse?
Horse: ME, I AM THE HORSE YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR!
Farmer: hmmm…I’m afraid some people are going to mistake you for some other horse, you should think up a name for your self other than horse.
Horse: HOW ABOUT JOHN CLEMENS?
Farmer: I don’t know…
Horse2: HOW ABOUT BATMAN?
Farmer: no…
Horse: I GOT IT I’LL RUN UNDER THE ALIES “LEMON FICTION”
Farmer: I like it!
Horse: GET READY, WHATEVER COUNTY WE’RE IN HORSE..I MEAN LEMON FICTION IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!
Part Nine
Hitlerbot sits in room three goldfish on pedestals are behind him.
Hitlerbot: Oh, great goldfish, what am I supposed to do today?
Goldfish all speak in different tones, first one speaks in a higher voice, middle speaks some what normal, and last one is in a deep bass voice.
GF1: You should try to destroy the world.
Hitlerbot: How?
GF2: We have let this bad guy out of prison…
GF3: and this Criminal,
GF1: And this robot
Alien: Beep.
GF2: oh yeah him too.
Bad guy: My number one job will be to make sure that no…not even captain moustache will stop us.
Criminal: My job will be to steal things from scientist so we can use the technology for evil.
Robot: I will use the stuff stolen from scientist to make a death ray we can shoot at the moon.
Alien: beep.
Hitlerbot: Excellent! Lets get right to work… after ice cream.
Musical number: while villains are singing they are holding ice cream cones.
We’re bad, bad people,
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i can play the digerydoo!!!
can i be in your next film?
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what part do i get?
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