WHO FUCKED WITH BUDDY?
Somebody did. He's never been afraid of me. I will fucking hunt down whoever scared him and push the hook end of my crowbar into their jaw and pull down splitting their lip cavity open. I will fucking destroy them. Prepare to die interloper.
EDIT: 10/31 I opened my front door and there he was. He ran from me again. Bolted like a Kenyan at the olympics. What the hell is going on??