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Jul 19, 2008 19:00

WHAT THE HELL They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from supertojunior.
pastelpure is stalking supertojuniorpastelpure's REAL name :Rich Holwaypastelpure's REAL DOB :25th June 1976Height :184 cmWeight : 54.2 kgpastelpure has dreamt about you : 26 times pastelpure became interested in you : 13th March 2005pastelpure's latest dream about you You are working in an ice cream parlour. pastelpure approaches the counter and asks for a whipped vanilla cone. You step out from behind the counter brandishing a leather whip in full BDSM gear.This is how pastelpure describes your relationship behind your back 'We are still friends. I think. I hope. supertojunior told me it was her father's idea to get the restraining order, so we're cool'pastelpure's been stealing stuff from your house too. pastelpure has a habit of searching supertojunior's home for sex toys and 'borrowing' any that they find.They've even started modifying their body for you pastelpure is considering having reconstructive surgery on their earlobes so that they are similar in appearance to your own.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me. The Police No. calls to the police : 26 timesYour Last Call to The Police "I've had enough of this. Send the fucking SWAT team around. That bastard pastelpure has been watching me for far too long. Don't be stingey with the dum-dum bullets. Thanks."pastelpure's Police File There is every possibility that pastelpure is a living incarnation of Satan. Testimonies about pastelpurexxbakanishi - Charlie Manson's long-lost sibling 'To be honest there was always something about pastelpure that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.' aerialle - Dry your eyes 'I'm tired of hearing about of these allegations about pastelpure. supertojunior is a demented twat. Ignore her.' georgiechoi - Meat is dinner 'pastelpure's obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can't believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.' hsj_miu - Sister Stabatha 'It's odd, I've known some weird fucks in my time and pastelpure and supertojunior would definitely top that list.'
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