New Rules by Me
I'm instituting some new rules for myself:
1. I am now permanently reassigned to the Special Children's Table
2. I am not allowed to get beverages of any kind without also a stack of napkins.
3. I will stop spilling stuff everywhere.
Second spill in as many days. This one slightly less drastic but more sticky because it was hot chocolate this time round (well lukewarm chocolate at this point) rather than tea.
See, in school I automatically got more points on a project if I "aged" the paper with tea. Turns out? In the real world? Not so much.
Yet another way in which school abjectly failed to prepare me for the real world.
1. I am now permanently reassigned to the Special Children's Table
2. I am not allowed to get beverages of any kind without also a stack of napkins.
3. I will stop spilling stuff everywhere.
Second spill in as many days. This one slightly less drastic but more sticky because it was hot chocolate this time round (well lukewarm chocolate at this point) rather than tea.
See, in school I automatically got more points on a project if I "aged" the paper with tea. Turns out? In the real world? Not so much.
Yet another way in which school abjectly failed to prepare me for the real world.