Me upon going through my bag and discovering my new blue vase:
"I have a vase. It is blue. Blue vase, blue!"
"Er, go vase go!"
"Er, table vase, table?"
And it did. It blued, it goed, it tabled.
Edit: Stephen Colbert slamming the Bush administration at the White House Correspondent Dinner?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1062761 The entire clip.
Also, the bathrooms here have free feminine products. That made my morning.