Dear Hashem,
Despite the Chinese (?) saying "be careful what you wish for" this is a little much. Don't get me wrong, I'm very grateful that you finally kicked my ass into writing again.
Did inspiration have to struck at four thirty in the morning though L-rd? I ask you that.
Also, I'd just like to thank you for letting me officially eat bread again, while I have your attention.
So to summarise: leavening? good. Inspiration? great. FOUR THIRTY in the morning? SLEEP TIME!
Sincerely,
One of your many grateful and yet argumentative children,
A Jew.
Did inspiration have to struck at four thirty in the morning though L-rd? I ask you that.
Also, I'd just like to thank you for letting me officially eat bread again, while I have your attention.
So to summarise: leavening? good. Inspiration? great. FOUR THIRTY in the morning? SLEEP TIME!
Sincerely,
One of your many grateful and yet argumentative children,
A Jew.