Outside my window

[supertailz]

Are children. First they were singing (and clapping to) Old MacDonald and upon finishing that they embarked upon I love you the Barney song. Now they are fighting over what to sing next. That's over, now they're singing something about "shaking it" repeatedly.

Would any jury in the land convict me?

Comments

[jaspamaster]

aim for th frontal lobes, barring that go for a back of head base of spine shot, drops them and shuts them up instantly

[thebird]

if it were 3am rather than 3pm... no. none. at. all. I have some friends on their way to law school who'd be your defense team, too.

[fairyrune]

Throw a bucket of water out the window at them. That's what my gramma used to do when the cats would yowl in the alley when they lived in Queens...