what a weird frigging night.

[supertab]

Okay. Tonight was strange and somewhat embarrassing. I was at a friend's house for a stupid party (it was actually a pleasant gathering of a few delightful people but nevertheless) and all was going well until the conversation turned to the fact that I have never had anything up my ass. I have no desire to put anything in my ass. These friends of mine seem to think this would be a great idea and change my life somehow. I mean, hell. Why on earth is everyone so concerned with my body, my ass, and my...yeah, my ass? These sick motherfuckers talked about my ass in the third person for nearly two hours. I mean, damn. If y'all are so keen on anal violation, stick things up your own damn asses.

tora-b