Stolen from Moani.

[superstargurl19]

if i were a month i would be: July

if i were a day of the week i would be: Friday

if i were a time of day i would be: 10:00PM

if i were a planet i would be: Neptune

if i were a sea animal i would be: Clownfish

if i were a direction i would be: South

if i were a piece of furniture i would be: A reclining chair

if i were a sin i would be: Homosexuality *grin*

if i were a historical figure i would be: Bush's mom. Then I would have been able to smack him around.

if i were a liquid i would be: Heh.

if i were a tree i would be: Tall.

if i were a flower/plant i would be: Cactus.

if i were a kind of weather i would be: Rain.

if i were a musical instrument i would be: The drums

if i were an animal i would be: Monkey

if i were a color i would be: Black.

if i were a vegetable i would be: Celery.

if i were a sound i would be: Swoosh.

if i were an element i would be: Fire.

if i were a car i would be: Fast.

if i were a song i would be: The one without a name.

if i were a movie i would be directed by: Justin Timberlake ;x

if i were a book i would be written by: Anyone but Shakespeare ;x

if i were a food i would be: A pickle.

if i were a place i would be: Germany.

if i were a material i would be: Silk.

if i were a taste i would be: Cinnamin

if i were a scent i would be: Old spice.

if i were a word i would be: Amazing.

if i were an object i would be: A telescope.

if i were a body part i would be: Eyes....blue ones

if i were a facial expression i would be: The "look and nod"

if i were a cartoon character i would be: Spiderman.

if i were a shape i would be a: A blob...wait I am

if i were a number i would be: 11