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There is a man in his SUV parked across the street from my office window... and he has been parked there for a good hour now. And when I say parked I mean just idling. He was talking on his cell phone at first but now... he's.... crying.... And wiping the tears from his eyes with a tissue...
I started to watch this guy when I first saw him pull into the spot... he looked creepy and as time went on I was convinced that he was going to kill me. And now... I feel bad for him. What made him pull over to cry? Like what was so horrible that he couldn't drive anymore. And now is seriously just idling in his car, I'm sure he would have liked to turn it off by now but it's cold. I can see his lips moving so he's talking... but I don't think anyone else is in the car with him... unless they are in the back seat because the back windows are tinted so I can't see. Oh wait, he is still on the cell phone!!! He was crying to somebody!!
um now there is a crazy lady walking down the street... she's prancing around and pulling her pants up.... yeah I just had to make sure my car didn't get broken into there... what a freak.
anyway back to the crying man. I feel his pain. There were actually many times when I had ran off from Moe when he was being a douche and I was lucky enough to have my car with me so I could get in and scream obscenities at him and drive away. Seriously. Every time I did that I said to myself that this was it and that I was breaking it off... and I would cry in the car and most of the time have to pull over. And then every time he would call and apologize and I would just drive back to his house... like an idiot.
So.
Mr. Crying man. Do not go back to that loser who hurts you! Stand your ground! Cry to your hearts content and move on! And seriously now move on because I really am creeped out by you just sitting there in your car. Plus you are right outside a school... people will be thinking your stalking children. And nobody wants that.
It'll be ok!
I started to watch this guy when I first saw him pull into the spot... he looked creepy and as time went on I was convinced that he was going to kill me. And now... I feel bad for him. What made him pull over to cry? Like what was so horrible that he couldn't drive anymore. And now is seriously just idling in his car, I'm sure he would have liked to turn it off by now but it's cold. I can see his lips moving so he's talking... but I don't think anyone else is in the car with him... unless they are in the back seat because the back windows are tinted so I can't see. Oh wait, he is still on the cell phone!!! He was crying to somebody!!
um now there is a crazy lady walking down the street... she's prancing around and pulling her pants up.... yeah I just had to make sure my car didn't get broken into there... what a freak.
anyway back to the crying man. I feel his pain. There were actually many times when I had ran off from Moe when he was being a douche and I was lucky enough to have my car with me so I could get in and scream obscenities at him and drive away. Seriously. Every time I did that I said to myself that this was it and that I was breaking it off... and I would cry in the car and most of the time have to pull over. And then every time he would call and apologize and I would just drive back to his house... like an idiot.
So.
Mr. Crying man. Do not go back to that loser who hurts you! Stand your ground! Cry to your hearts content and move on! And seriously now move on because I really am creeped out by you just sitting there in your car. Plus you are right outside a school... people will be thinking your stalking children. And nobody wants that.
It'll be ok!